Two rednecks flew to Canada on a hunting trip. They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week of moose hunting. They managed to bag six moose. As they were loading the plane for the return trip, the pilot said, “Sorry, the plane can only take four moose.” The two guys objected. “Last year we shot six,” they said. “The pilot let us take them all, and he had the same plane as yours!” Reluctantly, the pilot agreed, and all six were loaded. The plane took off. But while trying to cross some mountains, even at full power, the little plane couldn’t handle the load — and went down. Surrounded by the moose bodies, somehow only the two rednecks survived the crash. After climbing out of the wreckage, Billy Ray asked, “Any idea where we are?” Billy Bob looked around and said, “I think we’re pretty close to where we crashed last year.”