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Walk like this, talk like this, look like this, you could never

Joined March 2016
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Can I just say,
It's 2027 in the Bay Area. You take a driverless Uber to the polyamorous meetup to chill with your bros. 40% of attendees have the measles
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Someone said this was the white 'All for you' and I can't unhear it
Since its #Britney25 today let’s take a moment to appreciate one of her best songs ever
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Sometimes you gotta close that door dash app and boil two hotdogs w/ a side of chips & call it a day.
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Saw this in one of the parking garages leaving Prudential Center last night: Eagles, Phillies, 76ers, and the #NJDevils ????? How does this happen???? 😳
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Britney Spears releases her third, self-titled album.
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I need $250,000.
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A federal judge has blocked the Department of Education's plan to limit professional degrees to 11 programs, notably excluding nursing and social work. This is the third ruling blocking the plan from taking effect. businessinsider.com/student-…
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Recess, a Disney Channel show which has been on the air since 1997, ends.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Recess aired on ABC, not Disney Channel. It did not debut on Disney Channel until 2003, which is the future, as far as this account is concerned. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_R… recess.fandom.com/wiki/Recess#Re…
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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This the most retarded shit i ever heard in my life
What if Ari don’t b around her son cause he reminds her of what she went thru with his dad ? I’m not excusing her if she a dead beat tho just a think piece
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Canva is laying off 22% of its workforce which is 1271 employees, and this is what their CEO said. We need more founders like thissss.
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Oh he was talking cash shit LMAOOOOOO
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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That fat MF definitely stole 2024
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I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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If only Mitch McConnell were alive to see this.
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LMAO
Me helping the blue tsunami by voting in DC
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WASHINGTON (AP) — Democrat Keisha Bottoms wins election for governor in Georgia. She will be the first Black woman governor in U.S. history
Democrat Keisha Lance Bottoms has defeated Republican Rick Jackson in the Georgia governor race, NBC News projects nbcnews.com/politics/2026-el…
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Song was definitely a HIT
I was so surprised when I found out this song wasn’t a hit. It just has that hit quality to be number one for 7 weeks
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I’m black and I’m proud the skin James Brown
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Y’all have lost y’all damn minds…..
Pink shirt look like she in pain😭
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