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Walk like this, talk like this, look like this, you could never

Joined March 2016
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Can I just say,
It's 2027 in the Bay Area. You take a driverless Uber to the polyamorous meetup to chill with your bros. 40% of attendees have the measles
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Someone said this was the white 'All for you' and I can't unhear it
Since its #Britney25 today let’s take a moment to appreciate one of her best songs ever
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I’LL BE ANTICIPATING
Since its #Britney25 today let’s take a moment to appreciate one of her best songs ever
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Sometimes you gotta close that door dash app and boil two hotdogs w/ a side of chips & call it a day.
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Saw this in one of the parking garages leaving Prudential Center last night: Eagles, Phillies, 76ers, and the #NJDevils ????? How does this happen???? 😳
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Britney Spears releases her third, self-titled album.
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I need $250,000.
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I’m excited too lol
Can’t believe a new B2K is dropping tomorrow 🥲 @SpamOliver
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If you take drugs for period cramps please let me know what kind. No I’m not looking for holistic advice, no teas, no walking, no meditation, no prayer. I need real drugs. I’ve tried all of that and nothing works. Please help lol
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A federal judge has blocked the Department of Education's plan to limit professional degrees to 11 programs, notably excluding nursing and social work. This is the third ruling blocking the plan from taking effect. businessinsider.com/student-…
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Recess, a Disney Channel show which has been on the air since 1997, ends.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Recess aired on ABC, not Disney Channel. It did not debut on Disney Channel until 2003, which is the future, as far as this account is concerned. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_R… recess.fandom.com/wiki/Recess#Re…
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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This is a throwback
3LW made one of the best R&B Christmas songs of all time with “Naughty on Xmas”, I’m sorry. Adrienne showed her ass on this.
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This the most retarded shit i ever heard in my life
What if Ari don’t b around her son cause he reminds her of what she went thru with his dad ? I’m not excusing her if she a dead beat tho just a think piece
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Canva is laying off 22% of its workforce which is 1271 employees, and this is what their CEO said. We need more founders like thissss.
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Same
I am so sentimental toward The Beyoncé Experience bc that was my very first Beyoncé concert 😭
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Thang ya!
Stream The Beyoncé Experience Live Audio — now available everywhere! • Apple Music: apple.co/4iBvNES • iTunes: apple.co/4iXOi7C • Amazon: amzn.to/3Wq2YUq • Spotify: bit.ly/TBELIVESpotify • TIDAL: bit.ly/TBELIVETidal
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Oh he was talking cash shit LMAOOOOOO
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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That fat MF definitely stole 2024
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I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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