Eli Harte - HEAT

Mother is an Alpha, the sperm donor is a spineless twat, and I'm a mix of disappointment & tragedy with a pinch of daddy issues added in. - Eli Harte / mid 20s / Omega - Multiship - Parent - DMs open for plotting

<Grins brightly> HI!

It's taking everything in me to not pout over missing @WanderingIron

Hey @thiccggukkie: I’m so glad to have you in my life if no one told you today you are a blessing and I’m glad I got to. I truly value you as a friend 💜

I might possibly have Greyson Chance's Portraits album playing on repeat. Just maybe.

I see a gorgeous Tweety.

It's far too quiet in the house; I don't like that. <Pipes down and immediately listens intently for any signs of the tiny demon destroying things>

<Climbs on to @WanderingIron and clings tightly like a koala> Night, John. <Smiles sleepily>

More coffee or no? <Bites down softly on my lower lip>

I feel like he's judging me. <Snorts>

If she wakes up cause of you, John, YOU'RE on diaper duty. That's all I gotta say.

<Releases a massive sigh of relief>

<SQUINTS> John...John I fucking swear... <Whispers in a harsh tone>

Everyone quiet! ...She's finally asleep. <Stares wide-eyed at the tiny bundle of evil that was curled up in her crib>

I can't help it, I'm needy.

<Poker face> To be fair, I do give you time to rest before climbing back on for another round.

Writer screamed at the TV cause he's watching baseball...it scared the cats. <Keels over>

<Flails my arms rapidly> WHY IS HE SPRINTING!? I need an adult!

<Steals one of @WanderingIron's shirts because I can>