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''I ain't dead and I ain't living, what's the point of it all?'' || Modern gunslinger and horseman || #RP #OC #MV

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Joined May 2017
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"... It ain't my time to rest, not yet." + Expert gunslinger, adept horseman + Will ship with chemistry + RT and SOs please?
Scuse me... WHAT
[Curls up with my knees to my chest underneath a pile of thick blankets] This depression may be chronic but these ass cheeks are demonic... [Hides my face until my anxiety kills over]
DON'T.
[Poker face] Who's going to stop you from walking around naked? I mean...it won't be me...
"Parker!"
Drunk, horny, and in need of a good breeding. Because of /course/ I am. Time for beeeeed.
"Turn that frown upside down."
It's taking everything in me to not pout over missing @WanderingIron
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Puts trumpet down slowlyyyyyyyy.
<SQUINTS> John...John I fucking swear... <Whispers in a harsh tone>
Just tryna' play it safe!
<Shifty eyes> Protection?! I almost clutched my pearls.
"Even if I try to sit up from the bed @SouthernOmega would get on top of me, pin me down and keep me pumpin'."
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Points to the droplets of cum leaking out of your ass.
Excuse me, sir, I'm a good boy. I've not a clue what you're referring to.
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"... I came in your asshole like five times already."
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"The moment I try to get out of bed @VacantPayne keeps me down... Ain't complaining."
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"THA MIGHTY PENWING."
[Half jogs awkwardly into DMs] Nope! Nope! Ya'll aren't doing this to me!
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For once we agree on something!
Just watches curiously.
[Just casually waddles around with widened eyes]
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"A hot shower's all I need, it calms the mind and all."