Eli Harte - HEAT retweeted
I'm stuck on this disgusting planet...care to aid me in finding a mortal interesting enough to keep me occupied by RTing? Thank you.
Eli Harte - HEAT retweeted
How fucking long has it been since I had a bomb, ass spanking??? Too fucking long.
Eli Harte - HEAT retweeted
Have you seen my puhterodactyl??? #FiveWordsToRuinADate
Eli Harte - HEAT retweeted
Replying to @SouthernOmega
@SouthernKing_ {TACKLES YOU DOWN TO THE GROUND AND SHOWERS YOU WITH KISSES}
Eli Harte - HEAT retweeted
SO BASICALLY HE NOTICES WHEN SOMEONE WANTS TO GIVE MY BOOBS A FRIENDLY RUBBING BUT NOT WHEN IM SHOVED OFF A BUILDING OK
Eli Harte - HEAT retweeted
1. go to the grocery 2. rub two eggplants together 3. hear noise 4. proceed to get kicked out of grocery
Eli Harte - HEAT retweeted
Replying to @SouthernOmega
@SouthernKing_ YOU WANT A LEFT HUG OR A RIGHT HUG
Eli Harte - HEAT retweeted
PSA pls block Twitter user @SouthernKing_ thx










