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i was genuinely meant to be a deadbeat middle aged alcoholic father but instead i got stuck as a young woman
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the “la cigarette cause le cancer” on canadian cigarettes is so beautiful because it means cancer is masculine and cigarettes are feminine… makes you think
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Yesterday my friends had a 5 minute discussion about where to put me in the car due to my freak level carsickness while I shouted “I can sit in the back! It’s FINE” and they finally let me sit in the back and you’ll never guess what happened next




























