i’m a missile that's guided to you

they/she ⟡ 26 ⟡ toronto
Joined August 2016
me two vodka crans deep at emo night when i hear fall out boy
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my tits bounce when i walk, i’m not arguing with no man
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trisha paytas is consistently the perfect example of how being right too early makes you look crazy
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sorry i cant come in to work today ethan klein cheated on his wife and i have to be on the internet all day for that
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LMFAAAAOOOOOOOOO
DUDE WHAT ETHAN KLEIN HAS BEEN CHEATING ON HILA AND THAT'S WHY THERE'S A HIATUS??? IM 💀💀💀💀
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became too important at work now i’m crying in the work bathroom
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the deep aching pain and anxiety in my chest while opening my banking app
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They don’t want you to know that you can say babe platonically and bro romantically
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every day in canada is like wake up spend $50 go to bed
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lowkey why was buddy such a good movie LMFAO
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with a cigarette too... God.
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moaning while sipping a coke zero
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accidentally become important at work
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life is so beautful
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the album of All Time i fear
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stretching like a cat in my herman miller chair
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Going undercover... in my bed!!! #sleepy #goodnight
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saying “so you hate me” to ur bf feels like crack as a girl
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