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Andy Barr retweeted
This is barbaric. They were not permitted to explain to the jury why they carried out the attack on the Elbit factory - which makes the weapons that kill Palestinian children. And the jury was never told they would be sentenced as terrorists. /1
🚨 BREAKING: Four Palestine Action activists have been jailed for a total of 22 years for causing £1.2m worth of damage and fracturing a police woman's spine at an Israeli weapons factory
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BREAKING: Keir Starmer has turned red and started moving faster around the arena and has gained a new attack in which he spits fireballs
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Me despedindo de um grande colaborador. O desenhista e artista gráfico alemão Tony Stella, corre a notícia, faleceu. Amo seu estilo e seu traço, um cinéfilo de conhecimento enciclopédico, as reuniões com ele e com a @neonrated para achar desenhos belos para O Agente Secreto foram ótimas, uma tempestade de ideias. Homem jovem, cheio de energia, lamento muito. Já pensava em trabalhar com Tony pela 3a vez no próximo filme, a primeira foi o cartaz maravilhoso de BACURAU via nossa distribuidora 🇺🇸 @kinolorber. Compartilho as muitas encarnações de como as artes de O Agente Secreto evoluíram a partir de Tony e do seu trabalho incrível. Foram usadas em artes nos EUA e no Brasil. @vitrine_filmes 🍷Conheça e lembre do seu trabalho no @studiotstella 🍷
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Andy Barr retweeted
low-tier songbirds squatting in bland prefabs suffering cortisol spikes from having their parental failings broadcast live on Springwatch getting wrenmogged by a real nestchad
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[senior politician trying to defend themselves] No, no. You've got it all wrong. I'm just implausibly stupid.
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The UK must immediately and unequivocally suspend support for the US military. The Government have tried to appease him, then they tried to say they're standing up to him. Words aren't enough - it's time for action.
BREAKING: Trump says a 'whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will'.
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Andy Barr retweeted
So @Keir_Starmer @YvetteCooperMP and @JohnHealey_MP have been given advance notice by a foreign leader currently using RAF bases of the intent to commit war crimes. They cannot plead ignorance. If this goes ahead and they permit UK bases to be used, they are criminally complicit.
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Andy Barr retweeted
Attn All Lovers Of Doggos, Pupperinos & Furbabies—We Are Collecting Your Pets To Send Them To Beautiful Israel Where Theyll Become Champions
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announcement: today is my last day as chief mastermind at the poindexter factory. i've no choice but to quit, after creating a piece of technology so advanced it's beyond even my own comprehension. i have changed the course of history. if you need me, you can reach me on linkedin
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Andy Barr retweeted
Still a few £7 tickets left for our next show in a fortnight's time, get on that y'all, yes yes yes.
#ACMS 📅 Monday 12th January 🏰 @ThePhoenix_W1 🎟️£6/£7/£8/£9/£10/£12 from wegottickets.com/event/68524… 😻hosted by @turlygod, with Alexander Richmond, Andy Barr, @gracejarvisohno, @HollyBurnComedy, Jake Baker, @JozNorris AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, DM us
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A new episode of BORN YESTERDAY @BYesterdayPod is OUT NOW with @AlexFranklinHi + Neil O'Rourke joining @SomeNiceFun and I. Listen to the show wherever you get your podcasts. Spotify - open.spotify.com/show/1hVArM… Apple Podcasts - podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcas… Acast - shows.acast.com/born-yesterd…
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In honour of International Men's Day, I (a man) will be performing my 2025 show one last time at Pleasance Islington TONIGHT Last few tickets available: pleasance.co.uk/event/andy-b…
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Our LPM (laughs per minute) meter is about to go THROUGH THE ROOF 🤣😹😂 Check out all the knee slapping shows we’ve got on this week! pleasance.co.uk
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Andy Barr retweeted
Mark Silcox@marksilcox17 Nov 2025
Highly recommended… 19th November 19:40 See you there… pleasance.co.uk/event/andy-b…
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interesting. i always wondered what michael caine - owner of the most easily imitable voice in uk history - might sound like in a variety of amusingly unlikely scenarios. this is finally possible, thanks to the magic of ai
Matthew McConaughey and Michael Caine have teamed with AI audio company ElevenLabs to produce AI replications of their famous voices. "To everyone building with voice technology: keep going. You’re helping create a future where we can look up from our screens and connect through something as timeless as humanity itself — our voices," McConaughey says. wp.me/pc8uak-1lGxoB
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Just seen a war crime on TikTok
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🎤 The best cure for a case of the Mondays? A drink and a ton of brilliant new jokes. 🎤 Join us for The Monday Club! Pro acts, new acts (& maybe a few off telly) test brand new material 📅 13 Oct 2025 🎟️ loom.ly/3BYJRQ0 #MoC #MuseumOfComedy #TheMondayClub
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