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i'm so hip i have difficulty seeing over my pelvis

Joined May 2010
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Passengers wishing to board the MJN Air service to Zurich should proceed to Gate Radio 4, where the flight is now ready to board...
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yes mr. sulu. set a course for 'as far away from my responsibilities as possible'
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Carrie Fisher with glasses. Late 70s
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A sneak preview of the new Penguin English Library #Sherlock covers. Coralie Bickford-Smith works her usual magic.
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Here is a cartoon that I have made about love.
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@Maisie_Williams we should 1000% hang one day if u wanna???? you teach me about strong eyebrow game and i teach you quiff game??
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“@twerkingtobias: "Why are you staring at me?" "Because your hair is freaking amazing." xitter.cf/twerkingtobias/status/…” W H A T
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If you attach a pump to Michael Flatley he turns into Michael Bublé.
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RT if you have won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio
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THANK YOU, JORN TROMOLTO!
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"Glenn Close looks like she's dressed for a funera-- ooohhh."
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i dont know what's more withered and dead, my academic prospects or my soul
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I've always wanted to like monk fish but it reminds me of a penis in a mortuary
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"Protect your kids from fireworks by storing them in a biscuit tin." Frankly, I doubt have a tin big enough to store my children.
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Destined to be mine. Our eyes met, my blood racing. Bastard took my pulse. #Sherlock #Haiku #NationalPoetryDay
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❤️jaime lannister ❤️ is not ❤️ your wooby ❤️
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Based on your five-star review of STUCK ON YOU, we think you'll love THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE.
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IT’S OFFICIAL! Peter Capaldi IS the next Doctor! bbc.in/G19iB #DoctorWho
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i want to make scrambled eggs but i am a bad chef and gordon ramsay may explode from my cooker and call me names
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caskett ruined me: an autobiography