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zoya

@alethiometers

maybe the internet raised us, or maybe people are jerks.

Joined April 2011
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my coworker asked me last week if i ever wrote harry potter fanfiction as a teenager bc "i seemed like the type" lordt i have never lied so quickly and so convincingly under that amount of stress ever in my life
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“there were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded”
kenzie🍭 (@glindajackie) profile picturekenzie🍭@glindajackie8 May 2025
this crazy ass shot
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emma d'arcy and milly alcock receiving their golden globe while drunk 😭
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@buffys1 May 2025
what is the funniest thing a celebrity has ever done ?
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biggest crash out of the 21st century starts next week
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im ngl when reading sunrise on the reaping i imagined maysilee and haymitch just like them im crying 😭
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If u didn’t love me at my family jewels then u don’t DESERVE ME at my next album ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗
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primos #MavuikasNewYearsGreeting and #StandWithMavuika.
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@GenshinImpact27 Dec 2024
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the normalization of this genocide is unbearable

ALT the normalization of this genocide is unbearable

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he just sits like his father #agathaallalong
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Don’t judge me but if my husband decides to divorce me, I want him to understand he will be getting full custody of the kids lol.
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middle of the genshin cc war and he's still farming that fuckass set thats a true idgafer
Zy0x (@Zy0x_) profile pictureZy0x@Zy0x_10 Jun 2024
chat should i level this piece
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i truly live in a gay bubble because wtf are these other songs
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCrave10 Jun 2024
Sabrina Carpenter is the only female artist in the top 10 on the Hot 100 this week.
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this era was and still is my entire personality
Purple Base (@purplbase) profile picturePurple Base@purplbase9 Jun 2024
Replying to @purplbase
tumblr era
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happy pride month !
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wise words
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Conspiracy to Commit Genocide still carries the death penalty under 18 U.S. Code § 1091(d). There is no statute of limitations.
The Saviour (@TheSaviour) profile pictureThe Saviour
@TheSaviour28 May 2024
🚨🇺🇸 Nikki Haley writes “finish them” on a shells that will be used to BOMB innocent CHILDREN and CIVILIANS…
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