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🎥 campaign to save the iconic Prince Charles Cinema from closing, due to unfair rent demands.
Sign the petition to protect its future #SaveThePCC you.38degrees.org.uk/petitio… via @38degrees
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Nigel Farage will forever be know as
Britains biggest w*nk stain
🤣🤣🤣🤣
#GeneralElection2024
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Earlier today we arrested a woman for suspected tax evasion after repeatedly selling her old clothes.
She claimed that she sold them for a fraction of what she had paid. Had paid tax on them when purchased with money she’d already been taxed on.
Investigations are ongoing.
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I have reminded Suella Braverman that being sacked is a lifestyle choice.
#SuellaBraverman
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After thirteen years of Tory rule, an unprecedented number of people are sleeping in tents.
The Tory response is to ban tents.
With Notting Hill Carnival coming back around the corner, here’s a throwback to some moments from last year’s.
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Pls RT 😭🙏🏿
I have been mugged in Brussels.
And I have lost everything.
All music + production bits are gone now 🥺
Music friends ONLY. You know who you are...
Please send me music because I have NOTHING.
Send to promos[at]thisisbeautifulmusic.com
Much appreciated x
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The setup and the punchline.

ALT We moved to the country – but no one told us we would have to pay £800 to refuel our Aga’ Unexpected costs of rural living give homemovers a shock By Zoe Dare Hall 5 March 2023 • 9:00am

ALT A rural move may take some rethinking as the realities of a cost-of-living crisis bite. But it’s still worth every penny, Saunders insists. “We absolutely love it here,” she says. And she has allowed herself one luxury at least. In the absence of a gym nearby, she has bought herself a Peloton bike – perhaps the most energy-efficient way to keep yourself warm in winter.
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The Last Of Us Game: "Oh you made a noise again, let's try getting through this corridor for the 14th time"
The Last Of Us TV show: "Let's explore the haunting nuances of post-apocalyptic life and ruin the rest of your day"
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I’m no king of business but I think I might have sorted this kind of thing out *before* I spent the 44 billion?
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“The King has asked me to become Prime Minister because this nonsense has gone on long enough.”
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Today's #PMQs in short
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Liz Truss getting absolutely ruined on local radio this morning
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