@SlothTurtle

Ghost of secretdonkey, maybe. Slow AF

Joined July 2019
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SlothTurtle retweeted
'dro🐰@Clowndro3 Feb 2022
Corn kernel, you are about to embark upon a most amazing journey
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Sweet fucking Jesus. Also, I looked this house up on Google street view because it's on our regular bicycle route. It's completely blurred out there. Weird.
Tested positive for Wordle
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Do you even Wordle, bro?
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Replying to @Ceralion73
Ouch! Hope meds/treatment can resolve it quickly
Replying to @Woozle_Taffy
Love the teeshirts!
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God: *creates humans* Angel: “Only two legs?” God: “Yup” Angel: “Won’t they fall over a lot?” God: “I know, right?”
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Replying to @FabulousMsM
There were more produce recalls announced today. Hope you bounce back quick!
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I saw a coyote (and took pics) in the middle of Travis Heights not too long ago, so I’d bet you saw what you think you saw.
Replying to @FancyKetchup_
Feel ya! I have a good relationship with coffee now but for years I’d go from “not enough coffee” to “too much coffee” without any sweet spot in between.
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Not even a witch ought to be caught on the bottom of America's spew-infested waterways. Google it if you don't believe me.
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The word, imbiot, came out of my mouth today. It's a cross between imbecile and idiot. I like it 😊
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Replying to @Ceralion73
Nice! 219 was HARD!
NFL stands for non-fungible league, right?
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Turns out Jack Lord was the star of the original Hawaii Five-O series and not an achievement badge you can earn on PornHub. I guess I owe a few of you an apology.
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Replying to @soduckinexcited
That’s a turtle head
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These dogs being patient waiting for dinner like me being patient waiting for the new Wordle.
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Replying to @FancyKetchup_
@ampbcrp
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