@SlothTurtle

Ghost of secretdonkey, maybe. Slow AF

Joined July 2019
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'dro🐰@Clowndro3 Feb 2022
Corn kernel, you are about to embark upon a most amazing journey
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God: *creates humans* Angel: “Only two legs?” God: “Yup” Angel: “Won’t they fall over a lot?” God: “I know, right?”
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The word, imbiot, came out of my mouth today. It's a cross between imbecile and idiot. I like it 😊
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[Morse Code] send help stop I am surrounded stop My wife: “Stop tapping the table and answer my question”
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Based on movies I've seen, Civil Rights happened because brave white men let us know racism was over, usually through competitive sports.
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You know those people who always reply to your tweets? Often saying something completely unrelated? They're known on the Twitter as "Reply Guys" I wrote a song about them to the tune of "My Guy" Enjoy "Reply Guys" 😊😊🎶🎶👍👍
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