Tested positive for Wordle

Do you even Wordle, bro?

Not even a witch ought to be caught on the bottom of America's spew-infested waterways. Google it if you don't believe me.

NFL stands for non-fungible league, right?

Turns out Jack Lord was the star of the original Hawaii Five-O series and not an achievement badge you can earn on PornHub. I guess I owe a few of you an apology.

These dogs being patient waiting for dinner like me being patient waiting for the new Wordle.

When I saw these Cliff Swallow nests I heard Billy Idol singing in my head 🎵Your owls without a face🎵 Yeah, I know… 🙄

At midnight I become Yertle the Wordle Turtle

Parked at Bull Creek trailhead someone busted window to see if there was anything worth taking. They left my nice, brand-new Columbia jacket but helped themselves to an N-95 mask in my glovebox. 🙄

Wordle 216 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Solved it in three but you can easily edit these things so why not make it one? 🤡

Now he really *is* Meatloaf

Wordling to fit in with the cool kids

Anyone else play a game called Wurdle back in the early days of smartphones and think this new craze was a revival when you first heard about it? No? Just me? Okay, cool.

It's Frito Pie weather