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I don't care who you are, this is funny
Christian Simard retweeted
MAJOR BREAKING -
Legal immigration to the US, from Canada has SURGED 142% under Trump.
Meanwhile, legal immigration & refugee admissions from Muslim majority countries, to the US, have PLUMMETED 96%.
Nearly 40% of Canada’s top 1% move to America
Christian Simard retweeted
If you want to participate at the Dec 3, 2026 shareholder meeting, enter the lottery here
votetesla.com/annual-meeting…
Good luck!
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Replying to @TeslaBoomerMama @KristianKasap
If anyone is having issues verifying shares on our retail platform, please reach out to [email protected] so we can troubleshoot. Providing the error message along with the email attached to your account will expedite investigation. Thanks for your patience and support!
Christian Simard retweeted
The slowest version of the new @Tesla Roadster (<1.6s to 0-60 mph) will be quicker than the current quickest version of the all-electric $2.5 million Rimac Nevera R (1.66s).
The fastest trim of the Tesla Roadster (rocket trim) will be capable of 0-60 mph in ~0.59 seconds.
I hope you really keep up with this.
I reported a few obviously misleading/scam ads on YouTube lately, they answered, on all of them, that they didn't break their rules.
And FB is no better.
They sensor users who tell the truth but allow false advertising.
Disgusting!
Christian Simard retweeted
Carney promised cheap EVs. He just forgot to mention they had to be Chinese-owned and Chinese-made
Tesla’s Canada policy lead confirmed the quiet part out loud: “Global Affairs Canada is providing in advance the maximum number of cars OEMs can expect to bring in for a period. So, while the program outwardly looks like it is a first-come-first-served model, there is a lot more behind it.”
Result? Tesla hits GAC's secret ceiling and has to pause the $39,490 Shanghai-built Model 3 while ~33,000 national quota spots sit unused. The Carney government is actively rationing the one brand Canadians are actually buying so room is left for Chinese automakers that haven’t even set up proper Canadian sales and service networks yet
Cheap EVs, yes — just not the ones most people want, and not on market terms. Carney industrial policy dressed up as affordability. Always be central planning @MarkJCarney @elonmusk
Replying to @MKBHD @Dimistified
He's been late and overpriced often and on many things, True, but so far he has always delivered and many of the things he did were considered impossible before he and his teams proved otherwise.
If anyone has gained the benefit of the doubt, it's him!
He's been late and overpriced often and on many things, True, but so far he has always delivered and many of the things he did were considered impossible before he and his teams proved otherwise.
If anyone has gained the benefit of the doubt, it's him!
Christian Simard retweeted
"Why did they waste so much time making a flying car no one can use in the real world?"
Because not everything is about whether you can imagine it being useful to you. Because like art, sometimes we make things for the glory and challenge of making them. Because we don't know if what we'll learn will make your toaster work better and you'll never realize it because you take for granted that things get better without thinking through how that happens. Because you can't inspire people with toasters, but a barrel-rolling car that can drive upside down is absolutely setting someone on fire right now.
I'm not a car person and you shouldn't trust me with a rocket, but I want a roadster because I make art and that thing is absolutely a thing made for love and passion and I get that in my heart.
(Also because I'd look really cool in one.)🤣
Replying to @allegrajacchia
How to get invited?
My videos are ready!
Replying to @EdLatimore
Being offered/informed doesn't mean forced into it!
All other options should be offered too, let the one concerned decide.
Your life, your choice.
Replying to @jichunsheng
Hard judges/justice system creates good times.
Good time create weak/lenient judges and justice.
Weak and lenient judges and justice creates hard times.
Hard times create hard judges and justice system...
Replying to @jichunsheng
That is crazy, he should be in prison for life or better yet, free but obligated to pay her a pain and suffering allowance and her medical bills as long as there are any hints of detrimental effects from the poisoning.
So basically for the rest of her life.
















