@ShokkBlue

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Farted so hard in front of a revolving door that the force of it sent it spinning at 3000 rpm and the old lady inside it got centrifuged to death
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when my husband is giving birth at the hospital but my daughter texts me that our miami geek bar got confiscated at school
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the crowd
Math Liker 🇹🇲 🇿🇲@gunkshakeOct 18
Dying at the Alamodome in front of a few thousand people and they still play the game afterwards and no one really gives a shit they watched you die
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JJ@BeachAiluridaeOct 18
deadlock be doing anything to make you feel good dude
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Cole@managarmrr_Oct 18
our rat king is having a panic attack over vindicta and doorman had to calm him down
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Replying to @JoeLongBalls
He looks like he ate Max Payne
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Dane@BabylonFan32Oct 18
Sorry ma’am your son died in operation fall from a really high place and die
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Wata, please don't play Pokémon on stage.
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dont Be afraid to Reach out for Help. Even a Hamburger needs its Helper
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.@playboicurrryyOct 15
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Rudy@ElriodecuomoOct 15
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steam could kill my entire bloodline and i would still use it over epic’s vibecoded jerusalemware
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I still think about this one
Kylie Cheung@kylietcheungOct 14
i love when nba fans have ideas
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Jake
@JakeWallyOct 14
one of the greats
Kylie Cheung@kylietcheungOct 14
i love when nba fans have ideas
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i love when nba fans have ideas
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Jibby@Jibbyy0Oct 14
🄽🄴🄸 (ℂ𝕆𝕄𝕄𝕀𝕊𝕊𝕀𝕆ℕ𝕊 ℂ𝕃𝕆𝕊𝔼𝔻)@NeitheYAGIOct 14
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Cameron@e_goethOct 13
I always freak out whenever a woman tells me she has an IUD because in 2004 my Humvee hit one in Iraq and my platoon leader was killed
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zombie house movie wip
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