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Dying at the Alamodome in front of a few thousand people and they still play the game afterwards and no one really gives a shit they watched you die
A U.S. Army officer falls to the field at high speed during a fast rope demonstration gone wrong during the Navy vs UTSA pregame tonight.
The officer was attended to on the field and taken to the hospital on a stretcher. There has been no update on his condition but we pray that he was not seriously injured.
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Air Force confirmed the service member, a USAF Airman, died from injuries after the rappelling demonstration. It was not a fast-rope or Army officer.
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Homemade bottle rockets are one of the safest (and cheapest!) ways for your family to enjoy the pageantry of fireworks
i love when a website or software changes its UI for no reason. i love that shit when the buttons move and the menus are in a different order.
My secretary: Sir, the Grand Vizier of Pain is here to see you
Me (ducking under my desk): Tell him I'm not here
What happened to you, man? You used to be a real shitter. You could drop deuces with anyone. Now look at you.
I was at the @buildabear in Tampa Florida and the employees told me unless I paid them $500 cash the only bear I could get was "out back in the trash". Is this standard operating procedure?
It's very cool how the business model of like 99% of things these days is "trick you into buying something"
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I saw Peppa Pig this evening at Home Depot. She was with Daddy Pig, who told me to "sod off" when I approached for an autograph. Really unpleasant fellow.
Listen mate, you go round back, yeah? Lads down there will kick your arse for 11 quid. It's an 11 quid arse kicking.
Telling my boss I took a lot of "anti-aircraft fire " on my drive in and winking like he knows what I mean
