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Sean Alan@SeanAlann23 Apr 2020

If you don't get angry music. Please fuck off

Sean Alan · Oct 17, 2017 · 12:58 PM UTC

Sean Alan@SeanAlann17 Oct 2017

Nothing says rock and roll like a synagogue. #sixthandi @atlasgenius instagram.com/p/BaWZgfbjyTxj…

huntigula · Feb 15, 2017 · 7:40 PM UTC

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huntigula@huntigula15 Feb 2017

MACGYVER'S WIFE: it's too late for that. Just stop MACGYVER: [sobbing uncontrollably trying to fix their marriage w/ string & a paper clip]

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the garbage shit boy · Feb 14, 2015 · 8:01 PM UTC

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the garbage shit boy@davedittell14 Feb 2015

someone who once loved you and you blew it will think of you briefly as they spend tonight with somebody wrong for them happy valentines day

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chuuch · Dec 15, 2016 · 10:06 PM UTC

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chuuch@ch000ch15 Dec 2016

(taps mic) attention shoppers, life is meaningless

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Sean Alan · Dec 11, 2016 · 8:06 PM UTC

Sean Alan@SeanAlann11 Dec 2016

One of my best friends got married yesterday. instagram.com/p/BN48CHvBgwX8…

Sean Alan · Dec 6, 2016 · 4:16 PM UTC

Sean Alan@SeanAlann6 Dec 2016

Fuck Christmas music

Mr. Peanut · Nov 6, 2016 · 3:00 PM UTC

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Mr. Peanut

@MrPeanut6 Nov 2016

Warm nuts will make for warmer holidays thanks to my #PlantersSnackSweaters. Coming soon!

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Sean Alan · Nov 4, 2016 · 4:44 AM UTC

Sean Alan@SeanAlann4 Nov 2016

LF sugar momma

Cat Damon · Jul 22, 2016 · 6:16 AM UTC

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Cat Damon@CornOnTheGoblin22 Jul 2016

[cop plays grainy black and white video of me trying to dribble a baked potato like a basketball] i wanna talk to my lawyer

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Cal Danimalbauer · Jan 15, 2016 · 3:30 AM UTC

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Cal Danimalbauer@calMuckBerry15 Jan 2016

My strange addiction? Success

Pauly Casillas · Jul 4, 2016 · 8:50 AM UTC

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Pauly Casillas@PaulyCasillas4 Jul 2016

Pull up to the bbq like

Image from Pauly Casillas (@PaulyCasillas)

Cat Damon · Jul 3, 2016 · 3:20 AM UTC

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Cat Damon@CornOnTheGoblin3 Jul 2016

[hands hot dog vendor my credit card] leave it open

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Sean Alan · Jul 1, 2016 · 3:01 PM UTC

Sean Alan@SeanAlann1 Jul 2016

Loudly criticizing Tom Brady in the Boston airport

Sean Alan · Jun 30, 2016 · 11:36 AM UTC

Sean Alan@SeanAlann30 Jun 2016

This weekend is going to make my credit card beg for mercy. @50cent @youngbuck @Lloydbanks

Sean Alan · Jun 29, 2016 · 12:02 PM UTC

Sean Alan@SeanAlann29 Jun 2016

Why is the new Bourne movie not called ReBourne?

Jake · Jun 29, 2016 · 8:26 AM UTC

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Jake

@jakelikesnaps29 Jun 2016

COWORKER: rough morning? [puts coffee granules in my mouth and pours boiling hot water directly into my mouth]

Sean Alan · Jun 28, 2016 · 10:13 PM UTC

Sean Alan@SeanAlann28 Jun 2016

It's interesting how the air conditioning always seems to work best in the metro drivers car.