Co-Creator + Team Captain on Dara O Briain's #Go8Bit on #Dave and the #TheDoge in #stillstarcrossed on #ABC. Co-host of @desertcrisps Podcast
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Sam Pamphilon retweeted
“The problem is the bloody guns. I’m only here because my husband is in the military. Otherwise I would not have chosen to come to this country.”
Outraged mother at Richneck Elementary School in Virginia after a 6-year-old shot a teacher
Sam Pamphilon retweeted
I put Mr Blobby into the end of Die Hard. Blobby Ki-Yay and Merry Christmas everyone.
RT @GaryDelaney: The Twelve one liners of Christmas. This time hopefully with sound. This is cut from my first two Live at the Apollos. I l…
Sam Pamphilon retweeted
Turns out that republican that put on the tears over gay marriage a few days ago has a gay nephew, a well-spoken nephew at that.
Sam Pamphilon retweeted
If you’re a politician or media figure who sets up the LGBTQ community to be hated and feared - not because any of us ever harmed you but because you find it useful - then don’t you dare act surprised when this kind of violence follows.
Don’t you dare act surprised.
Sam Pamphilon retweeted
As seen on @daraobriain's #Go8Bit, @WiFiWarsUK are taking over our venue next weekend! 👾
Here's what you can expect ⬇️
📅 The Forge / Sat 19 Nov at 4pm & 8.15pm
Matinée (Family Friendly)
🎟️ bit.ly/3cUvxT6
Evening Show
🎟️ bit.ly/3cTuqD9
#Basingstoke
Sam Pamphilon retweeted
Look, the NHS is an unmanageable behemoth. Labour tried spending more money on it, and it got better. The Conservatives tried spending less money on it, and it got worse. It's just an intractable problem that we're never going to solve.
Sam Pamphilon retweeted
Cost of living: Shell boss calls on government to tax oil and gas companies to protect poorest news.sky.com/story/cost-of-l…
Sam Pamphilon retweeted
Under the Tories we get an economic crisis made in Downing Street, and a return to the failed model of trickle-down - all paid for by working people.
With Labour you will get responsible finances and fair, long-term growth.
My @yorkshirepost column today
yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/opi…
Sam Pamphilon retweeted
You realise we’re heading into winter but it feels totally manageable; you enjoy the change, the crispness of the air, the new colours in the trees, and it’s because the clocks haven’t gone back yet you idiot you’re going to lose your fucking mind like you do every year
Sam Pamphilon retweeted
My Dad would have turned 95 this month. Towards the end of his life I asked him what he would have done differently if he had his time over. He considered for a moment, then said ‘probably wouldn’t have had children’. 14 years ago and I still laugh every time I think about it.
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In this week's #LateNightMash, @ShappiKhorsandi delivers a passionate piece about the protests in Iran. Over to Shaparak Khorsandi...
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Mini-Budget. Major Catastrophe. kamikwasi.tax/
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5% richest paid in the UK each handed £8,000+ today.
Your gas bill is rising £500 on Friday.
Sam Pamphilon retweeted
This dog has a digestive issue so his family made him a chair so that he can actually eat 😭
