Dear Canadian Dairies: If you don’t stop putting extra crap in the cream, watering down the milk and palm-oil-ing the butter, the people will revolt en masse. And they should. Stop it. Are there are any coffee cream, whipping cream or half & half just made of MILK & CREAM?

HAPPENING NOW: David Eby, who just dissolved the legislature and triggered a snap election, decries the BC Conservatives for trying to dissolve the legislature and trigger a snap election.

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This guy really needs to go. His priorities are wild.

We extend our deepest condolences to the family and loved ones of Marilyn Lavonne Bean and Sergio Wayne Lottimore, the two Bermudians who tragically lost their lives following an aircraft incident near Nantucket Island, Massachusetts, on Saturday, 3 October. We also extend our sincere sympathies to the families and loved ones of the four other individuals who lost their lives in this tragedy. The loss of life in such heartbreaking circumstances is deeply felt. Our thoughts and prayers are with all those grieving at this difficult time.

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This is going to be an unpopular take for Americans but… Trump’s tariffs got Carney elected. Canada was going to vote in @PierrePoilievre and he was going to win. He’s someone Trump could have worked with. And he could’ve fixed up Canada. Losing Canada to Carney vs. Poilievre is seemingly making the US lose its Northern border to China and Europe. Which seems like a very bad idea. People are cheering about the US and its deals with Greenland, but what about the giant northern border that’s lost? When Trump tried to negotiate with Carney more recently, Carney actually wanted to work with him, but when he brought the deal back to the Premiers in Canada (head of the provinces), they said no, they’d make his life miserable if he worked with Trump, and Carney catered to them. Which was a huge mistake Poilievre wouldn’t have made. The Premiers (other than Saskatchewan and Alberta) like keeping Trump as the bad guy because their provinces are suffering so badly it’s easier to blame him than themselves. Anyway. I was really excited for Poilievre to win and turn the country around and Trump hurt Canadians with tariffs, right before an election and got Carney elected. Whether people like to admit it or not, that’s what happened. I don’t get why tariffs had to happen then. He could’ve implemented tariffs after Poilievre won. And then he’d have an ally as his northern border… people like to laugh at Canada and it does have no population compared to the US but it is the northern border and that seems to be overlooked. Canada isn’t Mexico. It never has been. It was an ally. I’m sure this’ll be unpopular but I don’t get it. If someone has an explanation for my that was a good idea, let me know because genuinely I don’t understand it. We were so close to having a conservative leader. Canada could be blossoming. Trump could’ve had his tariffs a bit later (or not because Poilievre would’ve worked with him). And the northern border wouldn’t be negotiating with the EU.

Can someone explain this to me please?

This is a chair in the ER of the Royal Victorian Hospital in Barrie, Ontario.

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