“I come in peace. And inside baddies.” (no art is mine. NO TABOO.)
Joined February 2026
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“Area 51 can’t keep me in check.”
👽Bi
👽Dom
👽Selective
👽Dark Themes (No Taboo)
👽Xalik, the bum ass alien
👽Extraterrestrial with a thirst for monster and a porn addiction.
👽Crashes on your couch right after probing you
💚&🔁
Oh yes because the extraterrestrial was totally going to obey your earthly traditions and not cum for a month. Now shut up and get back in the corner while he tests interspecies breeding with your girlfriend.
“Strange. Last time I checked, these gov lackeys were supposed to be keeping me off planet. Not giving me a warm welcome and begging me to stay.”~
Say some Glep Glorp shit and you’re genuinely getting zapped into an unidentifiable goop on the floor.
“The best part about being extraterrestrial is watching a planet’s inhabitant realize my body doesn’t follow the same laws of physics as theirs. Especially when i start groping them in four spots at once.”~
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SPREAD
THE
WORD
🐺Bi
🐺Dom
🐺Selective
🐺Dark themes (no taboo)
🐺Cursed Chainmail Entity
🐺Haunts those who’ve seen its photo
🐺Loves toying with its victims.
🐺Just spread the word and you’ll be free………promise.
❤️, 🔁, and keep smiling.~
Usually drinking any other kind of milkshake too much would result in a stomachache. This milkshake prefers to take the wombache approach instead.~
Ok but like what if I got up to some tomfoolery and started making branding edits again solely for this muse.
Spilt some shake but never cleaned it up? Well in that time it festered in your home and spread throughout like black mold. Your one sanctuary is now your greatest enemy. And it isn’t gonna just let you leave.~
