S M I L E !

SPREAD THE WORD 🐺Bi 🐺Dom 🐺Selective 🐺Dark themes (no taboo) 🐺Cursed Chainmail Entity 🐺Haunts those who’ve seen its photo 🐺Loves toying with its victims. 🐺Just spread the word and you’ll be free………promise. ❤️, 🔁, and keep smiling.~

You tell him no one time and suddenly you find yourself getting swatted an hour later.

🐺: Wow I sure do love it when the TL reloads THREE FUCKING TIMES when I open this app

🐺: would make a space themed muse if I could think of one.

🐺: Was not expecting a sudden surge of lantern corps accounts but certainly a welcome surprise

And it actually would. Her always makes sure to reward his proxies for their efforts.~

Throughly emptying those sloshing dog balls of his will actually get the mutt to demanifest………for like maybe an hour or two before he comes back to harass you some more.~

You were just scrolling through some backwater porn site like the bum you are when what looks like an ad for some porn game popped up… BECOME A PROXY TODAY! Join a creepy canine’s cult! Kill and flay innocent lives! Be rewarded with a throbbing red rocket! Join now!

Oh look, a ship list

“Y’know what? FUCK Slenderman! And FUCK Zalgo! Who’s trying to be my proxy, huh!?”

I need to make out with Kate the Chaser and stuff her with puppies and I will NOT be quiet about it!

🐺: People are making Smile Dog rewrites again.

🐺: Seeing those asymmetrical Roblox game muses as someone who hasn’t played Roblox in 3 years

Just know, it’s your funeral.~

🐺: Darktide truly is a gateway drug. Anyways this is a White Scars / Thousand Sons household