
Assistant Director of Application, Web & Creative at @WestVirginiaU for @WVUHealth. #HigherEducation
Morgantown, WV
Joined March 2009
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Shawn King retweeted
Why are there no pornstars named Eileen? She would already have her own theme song.
My team, with the help of our awesome marketing team, launched another fantastic website this morning for our Simulation Training and Education center - WV STEPS - steps.wvu.edu/ #webdevelopment #webdesign #newwebsite
Our team launched an awesome new Welcome Week page for the WVU School of Medicine - medicine.wvu.edu/welcomeweek… #webdesign #awesomedesign #contentstrategy
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Dear @buckmasonusa,
Your NY store and I hung out earlier this week. It was deeeelightful!
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Dear Robert Muller, there are like... 70 million Americans offering to hold your beer. Just saying... #trumptreason
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Dear @buckmasonusa friends,
Do your new swim trunks come with abs? I feel like I’m close to abs... but if these push me over the top, then count me in!
Sincerely,
The most loyal customer ever
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That’s a lie. I’m sorry. I do feel pretty loyal though.
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Replying to @oliviamunn
@oliviamunn when the suns out are you also obligated to be out? #sunsoutmunnsout
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Yo. @oliviamunn... I was really proud of this tweet. I mean it’s at least a 7/10 on the corny humor scale. I thought you would laugh and then we would become really good friends... and then grow apart a bit and remember each other on occasion during holidays.
#disappointed
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Shawn King retweeted
If only we could’ve known that a guy who couldn’t sell steaks to a country that loves meat, couldn’t sell vodka to a country that loves alcohol, and repeatedly went bankrupt in an industry with the motto “the house always wins” would be bad at running things
According to @Honda, everyone comes to the #DetroitAutoShow to steal their shift knobs.
You guys... check out this epic bad ass Buick engine. Thank god they had that in the display. All those horse powers... #DetroitAutoShow
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I wrote both of my last two tweets (and this one) from the Buick display... making this the longest amount of time I’ve ever spent in a Buick display. #DetroitAutoShow
At the #DetroitAutoShow and a man just got out of a Toyota Camry and said, “That’s a great car”... and then I saw the tattoo on his forearm... “I’M NOT LIKE THE REST” #rebel







