High Command of Super Earth. Freedom conquers all! #Helldivers (parody)
Super Earth
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I go through all major messages in chronological order
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Not sure where to start with all the hackling that went on through Super Earth social feeds
@Helldivers2
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@SEHighCommand
? No sweat I got you covered (link in reply)
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I found myself thinking the other day, "Is Managed Democracy the right way?"
If you've had thoughts like these - Sign up for our meetup on 29.11 at the Democroffee café!
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Hey guys, it's me - Major Truth! I'm finally back from my education. I'm really eager to catch up on everything. What's new Super Earth??? I hope you have been well-behaved while I was out haha!
I've had a lot to reflect on - and I CAN'T WAIT to share my learnings with you all.
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339 days until Liberty Day.
Be sure to be prepared for the most sacred of holidays.
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🚨🚨 STRATEGICAL ADVISORY - MOVE TO VOG-SOJOTH 🚨🚨
This is a message to ALL helldivers, please read:
I know, Turing is under siege by the Terminids and Turing is a MO target, but we must remember that it has 3 cities, and one is almost liberated, and remember that the MO needs 7 more successful defenses.
Terrek is a lost front, and Irulta might be cooked because sadly no one dives squids, we need some reinforces on Vog-Sojoth, this will save the Deep Mantle Complex on Claorell and save what's left of the Menkent Line 2.0 (Lesath).
Please divers, we need your help, don't let tyranny win.
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BREACH ALERT!
An invaded planet always has a source. Let's attack FORI PRIME en masse or we'll lose both planets.
Let's fight smart and return the bugs to where they belong: our fuel depots.
Let's show the Helljumpers how it's done.
#Helldivers2 @SEHighCommand 🔃
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TO ALL BOTDIVERS! 🚨🚨
By liberating CHARBAL-VII, we'll neutralize automated expansionism in one fell swoop.
Everyone go there and dynamite their supply lines. Abandon the other systems.
(The developers are making it easy for us.)
#HELLDIVERS2 @thecolebrew @SEHighCommand 🔃
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Quick Dive Corps! Be advised that when the X-Box reinforcements arrive we will need to be on high alert for treasonous Chaos Diver activity. In any confirmed sighting of an unauthorized Enforcement Code: 24-10.31 show no mercy. I’ll see you all out there in full Truth Enforcer regalia.
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ATTENTION: Super Earth High Command have scheduled a livestream announcement tomorrow at 3PM CET/6am PT/9am ET.
Super Citizens have approval to pause work activities during viewing.*
(*The pause will be unpaid)
youtube.com/@Helldivers2game
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@SEHighCommand, we pushed them back and are holding at roughly 25%. Any loss in numbers will put us back on the defensive. We need the DSS. Equality-On-Sea is primed to fall.
Prepare for our last stand at the capital.
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@SEHighCommand would not have issued this MO if it had no effect on the Illuminate invasion fleet. Those of us who are free of thought know the truth. Trust in High command! To question is treason!
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*ALERT* YOUR ATTENTION IS MANDATED! 200,000,000 bots need to die in order to bring the DSS back online! Our main force on SE must hold out while a splinter force is sent to the Automatan front! This is our crucial moment! FOR DEMOCRACY!
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Comms with High Command are operational once again. Use of un-encrypted short range transmission is no longer authorized.
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Super Earth Requisition Forms:
The following are requests from SE High Command in order to increase Helldiver efficiency on the battlefield and because everything in this thread is cool/more fun. I will repost this every day until a response is received from the Devs. If considered by the Dev team a pay goal should be publicly displayed in order to show us how much is needed to achieve these awesome and obtainable changes. The Devs could also put it to a Democratic community vote using the Bureau terminals in game as to which of these ideas is most favored. That would be the most awesome live service game ever.
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*ATTENTION* With the impending invasion of SE misinformation, thought crimes and dissidence are at all time highs. Truth Enforcers are opening their ranks to inform citizens of SE how to appropriately live in managed democracy. Take up the red skull, show it proudly, join the truth enforcers today!
