High Command of Super Earth. Freedom conquers all! #Helldivers (parody)

Super Earth
Joined December 2024
‼️HIGH COMMAND‼️ Some anti-democratic groups are spreading false and absurd rumors that High Command is made of Illuminate members. These rumors are obscene and spread by dangerous dissidents. 👉Remember to always report anti-Super Earth behavior.
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‼️VICTORY‼️ The dreaded Void collapses. The Light of Liberty remains unshaken by darkness. May the Illuminate fear True Freedom.
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‼️ILLUMINATE‼️ The Ministry of Science has sent an expeditionary team to collapse the Void. This breakthrough must be achieved at any cost. Seasse must be liberated so the team is fully protected. Bring the Light of Freedom and Liberty to this lightless void.
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‼️ILLUMINATE‼️ Victory is near, the preparations to advance are almost complete. Keep pushing and standby for new Orders.
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‼️ILLUMINATE‼️ As we prepare to enter the Void, new cultist threats have been detected and the Helldivers must take caution fighting them. We have moved selected SEAF units from the frontlines to directly engage in Operations and help the Helldivers. Show them True Freedom.
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‼️HIGH COMMAND‼️ High Command is currently investigating distress calls coming from the Void. The Ministry of Science will share more information soon. Just as we warned the Helldivers before: do not directly stare at the Void for a long period of time.
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‼️HIGH COMMAND‼️ The Ministry of Defense and the Ministry of Intelligence are NOT engaging in classified surveillance operations around the Void. This is dissident propaganda aimed at distracting the Helldivers from the War. Ignore it and keep delivering democratic retribution.
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‼️HIGH COMMAND‼️ Due to an unforeseen internal management change caused by a disgusting dissident, this account has been offline for the past few months. The Ministry of Intelligence and the Ministry of Science have an urgent message to all Helldivers: Do not stare at the Void.
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The Galactic War doesn't discriminate. The meatgri- The heroic sacrifices and suffering our Heroes are subjected to shouldn't be shunned. The only infestation YOU should be worrying about is the one in your Map. Don't discriminate against your fellow voters, that's treason.
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‼️CYBORG‼️ The time has come to liberate Cyberstan from the techno-terrorists. THE LIGHT OF LIBERTY WILL BURY THEM IN THE MINES LIKE IT DID 102 YEARS AGO. PREPARE TO DIVE AND PURGE THE GALAXY FROM SOCIALISM ONCE AND FOR ALL!
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‼️CYBORG‼️ The true face of the socialist threat has revealed themselves. These cowards threw machines at us while conspiring in the mines of Cyberstan. We'll show these dissident scum what we showed them 102 years ago. CYBERSTAN WILL FALL. DEMOCRACY WILL PREVAIL.
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‼️HIGH COMMAND‼️ MAJOR ORDER SYSTEM IS COMPROMISED. HOLD AURORA BAY AND MENKENT AS INSTRUCTED. DO NOT OBEY NEW ORDERS.
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‼️I AM A PARODY ACCOUNT‼️ I AM NOT ASSOCIATED WITH ARROWHEAD. I am a fan doing this for fun. I'm posting this after a content creator mistook me for an official account. I AM NOT. The video that I posted 5 days ago was datamined and everything else is fan-made. I apologise.
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High Command retweeted
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Not sure where to start with all the hackling that went on through Super Earth social feeds @Helldivers2 and @SEHighCommand ? No sweat I got you covered (link in reply)
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‼️HIGH COMMAND‼️ This account was compromised. We apologize for the traitorous messages it spread. Some Super Earth channels are still down and compromised as well. All citizens that "liked" or "reposted" the posts have been marked for execution for High Treason.
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>>CONNECTION RE-ESTABLISHED
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>>CONNECTION LOST
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‼️finAl WAnRinG‼️ sTPo th MARCH LEAVE us alOEn othERwise REVENGE fro oUr flaLeN BROTHERS wIIl bE piAd iN BLOOD aNd FIRE yoU cANT keep us DOWN WE ARE FREE YOU ARE NOT -.-- --- ..- .-. / .-.. . .- -.. . .-. ... / .- .-. . -. .----. - / .... ..- -- .- -.
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