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⚠️🕊️VOID SOURCE PLANET LIBERATED - VOID COLLAPSED🕊️⚠️
Victory, today, day 23rd of August of 2186, at around 18:56 SEST, the last traces of Illuminate occupation were successfully wiped out of the Void Source Planet.
This started a total collapse of 'The Void', which consisted of several phases:
First, a total retreat from the outer edges, New Stockholm and Alamak VII were the first planets to be given back to our galaxy, followed by Alaraph and Asperoth Prime, cutting off Genesis Prime and Oasis.
Then, the Second Phase, total outer edge retreat, then Herthon Secundus, and the final recently occupied planet, Karlia, was freed.
Following by the 'Void Core planets' liberation, Heze Bay and Alairt III were the first to be liberated from The Void (not the Illuminate!), quickly followed by Hydrobius, leaving 'The Void' as a little 'noodle'.
Final phase, total collapse and Seasse's liberation, Keid and Sangis exited 'The Void', leaving Senge 23 and Seasse as the last bastion of tyranny. at 7:18pm SEST, Senge 23 exited 'The Void'.
Before Seasse's freedom, Appropriators units started retreated en-masse, and SEAF units relocated to Alaraph and Karlia.
And finally, at 7:26 SEST, 'The Void' left Seasse, being this the last time The Void was seen in our galaxy.
The Current future of the Illuminate front is unknown, but one thing is sure: There is no region of space that liberty's light cannot reach.
For Super Earth!
⚠️🚨HELLDIVERS ENTER THE VOID - SUPER EARTH CHARGES INTO THE UNKNOWN🚨⚠️
The Helldivers are leading the charge into the Void, this unknown place of space is being pierced by the galaxy's finest.
Thousands of Super Destroyers are being transported to the Void from the Warp Relay Station on Rirga Bay, marking this as the first Helldivers' intergalactic travel.
For the first time in Super Earth's history, the Helldivers are ordered to liberate space outside of the Milky Way.
3 landing spots have been identified, UVP Gamma, UVP Alpha, and Senge 23.
UVP Gamma resembles the Oasis planets, with the deadlands colors, of planets like Aesir Pass.
UVP Alpha, which some people say it's Sangis, resembles the latter, while the ground and the trees have some white spots in them.
Senge 23 doesn't seem to have any changes to its environment, despite being Voided before Sangis.
The Super Earth High Command has authorized the Heavy Deployment of SEAF troops to UVP Gamma, in which the Appropriators are in.
Senge 23 is being guarded by Mindless Masses, while UVP Alpha contains Vote Snatchers.
Democratic Statistics™ will continue to inform as more information becomes available.
⚠️🛡️SENGE 23 HOLDS OFF THE ILLUMINATES - HELLDIVERS PUSH BACK IN FORI PRIME🛡️⚠️
The Major Order has been secured, after 2 days of battles across Senge 23 surface, with SEAF forces defending the planet against the Illuminates.
Following this heroic act, all Major Order objectives have been securing, assuring Super Earth's total victory in this campaign.
Senge 23 stands as a simbol of human resilience in the face of alien authoritarianism, with this, together with Hydrobius and Karlia, being the first steps in reclaim lost territory during The Void terror era.
Now, the Helldivers have promptly redirected their efforts to take back rightful human territory on the bug front, with battles taking place in Fori Prime, with a large Helldiver force trying to free the planet following the loss of it days ago.
Also a small, previously backed by the DSS, liberation effort is happening on Siemnot, looking to push back the Mindless Masses which terrorize the system.
🚨⚠️ORBITAL FACILITIES CLEANSED - ORION SECTOR LIBERATED⚠️🚨
The valiant have successfully neutralized the needed enemy units for the completion of the order, together with the defense of Senge 23 from the terrorist Illuminate.
It has been informed to all Super Destroyers that 'a complete recalibration of SEAF aerosol payloads' has been done on the Orbital Retirement Facilities, securing a better standard of living for Class-A citizens.
Now, our citizens can truly enjoy their hard-earned rest under the watchful eye of Managed Democracy.
However, the Helldivers have not only scored a victory on the Major Order, but also on the bug front.
Following a perfectly planned war plan on the Orion Sector, all Terminid forces have been killed and removed from the sector, thanks to the liberation of Heeth.
Now, the tyrannical units on Fronteria are cornered and surrounded, allowing for a siege to happen on the planet, which when it finishes, it will also free the Umlaut Sector.
Meanwhile, on the bot front, the Automaton seem to start a push to retake the Ymir Sector, X-45 fell earlier this week, and now Vega Bay is under siege. The Helldivers are expected, however, to defend it successfully, after Sapporo's liberation boost.
🚨|- BREAKING: Heavy SEAF Deployments authorized across the galaxy for the first time in nearly 20 days.
⚠️🚨ILLUMINATES SABOTAGE CLASS-A RESIDENTIAL FACILITIES - HELLDIVERS AID RESEARCH🚨⚠️
The Illuminate, in an apparent act of vile sabotage, have altered 'the harmless gaseous residues dissipating from Senge 23', and it has begun 'somehow' affecting Class-A Retirement Orbital Stations, orbiting the planet.
Super Earth has emphatically stated that the gas that the Helldivers use in their battles in 'harmless to human lungs', causing visual problems, irritation in the respiratory system and 'a sharp rise in unauthorized leave for facility staff'.
To counter this horrific acts by the Illuminate, the Helldivers are ordered to successfully neutralize 30 Million Bile Spewers and 40 Million Bile Spitters to aid 'vital and fully planned research into airborne toxicity'. They must also hold control over the Senge system for the duration of the order.
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⚠️🚨THE DSS COMES BACK - THE HELLDIVERS STRIKE THE ILLUMINATES🚨⚠️
A new campaign has been declared by Super Earth High Command, with the 'curious' name of 'Epic Purge'.
The first Major Order of this campaign is called 'Chemical Peacekeeping'.
Worrying information has been received from the southern front, as it seems that the Illuminate are rallying their forces at Senge 23 following Helldivers' victory at the Battle for The Void.
It is clear that we cannot allow for the Illuminate to completed whatever objective they may have.
For this reason, High Command has called for a total liberation of Senge 23, and the eradication of 400 million Illuminate combatants in order to secure victory.
The DSS has moved to Senge 23, and the Helldivers have started by liberating both of the planet's metropolises.
Both the Illuminate Invasion Fleet and the Appropriators are active and deployed on the planet.
We have 3 days to completed both of objectives.
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39 votes • Final results⚠️🚨WASAT AND GATRIA UNDER ATTACK - MAELSTROM TANK TO BE PROMOTED🚨⚠️
Our enemies are attacking the attempts of the Federation to bring defense to every driveway.
Wasat and Gatria have come under attack within minutes of each other, a clear coincidence to destroy freedom.
Super Earth has declared a new Major Order, the last of this Campaign, named 'Patriotic Invigoration'.
This order calls for the defense of Wasat and Gatria systems from Automaton and Terminid aggression respectively.
However, as we know, AM Defense has taken a massive amount of debt to take on with the Maelstrom project, and because of the last order's fail, we must promote the tank to our citizens.
We must deploy to both Wasat and Gatria, in order to use and show off the Tank destroying our enemies, to distribute the strength of this vehicle to the citizens of the Federation.
Currently, we are going to achieve a decisive victory on Gatria by tonight, so the Helldivers will have around 24 hours to defend the 'well on the right track' defense of Wasat.
This is the Industrial Revolution happening before our eyes.
It went from a basic (but useful!) app to the pinnacle of Helldiver Companion Apps (not THE Companion App).
We could work with this here at Democratic Statistics™ 👀
🎥 Helldivers Streamers — this one’s for you!
A few Helldivers streamers asked us to add support for stream overlays — so we did!
DiversHub now supports live stream overlays for Major Orders, planets, active fronts, news and war alerts 🫡
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