Keyboard player for Archie Powell & The Exports (@archiepowell ) Graphic Designer, https://xitter.cf/t.co/NYMJW1M3Gq
Chicago, IL
Joined March 2009
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As a chronicle of teenage suburban misery in the early 1980s, Paul Feig’s program only lasted 18 episodes, but it still casts a tremendously long shadow.
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i am an artist, a songwriter who’s co written multiple “hits” for myself/other artists, a video director, exec producer of a netflix show, a&r, i run a label, co manage 2 artists.. if I was a man I’d be hailed as some sort of music industry god but as a woman I’m just - doubted??
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A female is a "person" from conception until birth, a "young woman" as an underaged child sexualized and assaulted by old men, and a "girl" as a grown professional trying to command respect. got it.
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The only feelings allowed in popular music now:
• I am (or want to be) rich
• I am stoned
• I am chill but sad
• I am horny but sad
• I hate my ex
• performatively woke
• I am anxious too and it's ok
• if I don't make you horny you should die
• I am a cowboy
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our band is turning 10 and so are @wearemutts please come to the party dang it
ON SALE NOW: @wearemutts and @ArchiePowell & the Exports are turning 10 years old at @CobraLounge on June 29. Get your tickets now - bit.ly/2YKPz7d
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We’ve been a band for 10 years ( !!! ), come help us celebrate at @CobraLounge with @wearemutts!
ON SALE NOW: @wearemutts and @ArchiePowell & the Exports are turning 10 years old at @CobraLounge on June 29. Get your tickets now - bit.ly/2YKPz7d
Ryan Export retweeted
The Joker should have been a woman. And she finally went insane because too many random dudes told her to smile, so now she perpetually smiles while terrorizing Gotham.
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How to graphic design good:
1. Play 'Hungry Heart' by Bruce 8 or 9 times
2. Spell stuff without vowels
3. Wear all the denim
4. Draw lots of hands holding stuff
5. Write a dumb list on twitter
Ryan Export retweeted
If you are not listening to the song Hounds of Love by Kate Bush at least once a day I have serious concerns about your mental health
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I can’t stop watching this. That knife switch is clean! #GameOfThrones
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Pete Buttigieg seems like the guy who opens a board game, reads the entire instruction booklet from front to back, and then calmly re-explains the rules 30 times to everyone drunkenly playing along.
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GOP defensively say, “we’re not scared of dancing women!” yet proceed to use footage of me dancing “with the color drained to make it look more ominous.” 🤣
Spoiler: The GOP *is* scared of dancing women, because they fear the liberation of all identities taught to feel shame.
The Democrat appearing in CPAC videos and speeches the most, by far: @AOC. More than any 2020 Dem. An Oliver North-narrated NRA video just ended with the footage of her dancing outside her office, with the color drained to make it look more ominous.
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I never understood the human decency of 2nd and 3rd trimester abortions until I delivered my own son and watched him die.
It broke me.
It is a kindness to offer women an alternative where they don’t have to live it. To feel it. To see it.
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*car full of boys slowly pulls up next to me while I’m walking home from the beach*
Me: *thinks I’m about to be catcalled*
Boy 1: yo!!!
Me: *sweats nervously*
Boy 1: Where’d you get the BOBA!
Me: oh! It’s just down this street on the right!
Boy 2: GOD I fucking TOLD you JARED – at Laguna Beach, CA
