Keyboard player for Archie Powell & The Exports (@archiepowell ) Graphic Designer, https://xitter.cf/t.co/NYMJW1M3Gq

Chicago, IL
Joined March 2009
An action movie called “Cruisin for a Bruisin” that takes place on a cruise ship starring Tom Cruise, Penelope Cruz and Terry Crews.
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Covid still kinda sounds like something a rich white lady would name her entitled kid.
"I'm not responsible for the sins of my ancestors! It wasn't ME who did those things." "You're right! We probably should take down all those statues and images of our ancestors who committed atrocities and genocide then, yeah?" "BuT oUr hIStoRy!!!!!"
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Made a little meme for you all. What’s your social distancing personality?
How does everyone feel about the latest Black Keys tour being called the "Let's Rock Tour" ?
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I’m not a guy or a girl. I’m a little worried.
Type "I'm not a guy or a girl, I'm a ___" and let autocorrect finish the sentence.
It’s like Trump is trying to create his own Suicide Squad of shitty lowlife conmen with bad hair.
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The new High Fidelity is pretty cool, but I’m 2 episodes in and really hope I don’t have to watch Zoe Kravitz horribly eat any more soggy fruit loops.
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I wouldn’t be particularly interested in Matrix 4 except for the fact that Keanu and Carrie-Anne have both aged in a way where they went from “good looking” to SUPER MEGA HOT.
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I didn’t really ever get into emo when it was big. And now that I’m older and there’s a lot of emo nostalgia making the rounds I’ve realized that, yes, it’s still horrible.
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sorry im fighting remotely today and may be slow replying to messages
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As a chronicle of teenage suburban misery in the early 1980s, Paul Feig’s program only lasted 18 episodes, but it still casts a tremendously long shadow. cos.lv/CUus50xJdJL
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Forget tide pods. In 2020 we’re all tryin to eat baby yoda.
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Ryan Export retweeted
i am an artist, a songwriter who’s co written multiple “hits” for myself/other artists, a video director, exec producer of a netflix show, a&r, i run a label, co manage 2 artists.. if I was a man I’d be hailed as some sort of music industry god but as a woman I’m just - doubted??
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As this decade comes to a close, can we please retire “crack” as a descriptor for recipes? “Crack Broccoli” on Pinterest shouldn’t be a thing
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Ryan Export retweeted
y’all want permission to say the n-word because it’s in the lyrics but will change the pronouns in a love song so you don’t sound gay
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Raise your hand if you're a designer/art director and you've had a conference call about a design or product looking too much like a dick.
New movie about the Joker. What should we call it? Oh how about we get rid of "the" and go with just..."JOKER" Ohhh ok gritty. slick. yes. Love it. Ok what about the new Batman movie? I got an idea. You better sit down. Ummm ok... "THE Batman" BRILLIANT!
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men in shorts operating computers
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Wondering why no one talks about how @carlyraejepsen is nearly identical to Shirley MacLaine.
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