
Keyboard player for Archie Powell & The Exports (@archiepowell ) Graphic Designer, https://xitter.cf/t.co/NYMJW1M3Gq
Chicago, IL
Joined March 2009
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An action movie called “Cruisin for a Bruisin” that takes place on a cruise ship starring Tom Cruise, Penelope Cruz and Terry Crews.
"I'm not responsible for the sins of my ancestors! It wasn't ME who did those things."
"You're right! We probably should take down all those statues and images of our ancestors who committed atrocities and genocide then, yeah?"
"BuT oUr hIStoRy!!!!!"
The new High Fidelity is pretty cool, but I’m 2 episodes in and really hope I don’t have to watch Zoe Kravitz horribly eat any more soggy fruit loops.
I wouldn’t be particularly interested in Matrix 4 except for the fact that Keanu and Carrie-Anne have both aged in a way where they went from “good looking” to SUPER MEGA HOT.
I didn’t really ever get into emo when it was big. And now that I’m older and there’s a lot of emo nostalgia making the rounds I’ve realized that, yes, it’s still horrible.
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As a chronicle of teenage suburban misery in the early 1980s, Paul Feig’s program only lasted 18 episodes, but it still casts a tremendously long shadow.
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i am an artist, a songwriter who’s co written multiple “hits” for myself/other artists, a video director, exec producer of a netflix show, a&r, i run a label, co manage 2 artists.. if I was a man I’d be hailed as some sort of music industry god but as a woman I’m just - doubted??
As this decade comes to a close, can we please retire “crack” as a descriptor for recipes? “Crack Broccoli” on Pinterest shouldn’t be a thing
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y’all want permission to say the n-word because it’s in the lyrics but will change the pronouns in a love song so you don’t sound gay
Raise your hand if you're a designer/art director and you've had a conference call about a design or product looking too much like a dick.
New movie about the Joker. What should we call it?
Oh how about we get rid of "the" and go with just..."JOKER"
Ohhh ok gritty. slick. yes. Love it.
Ok what about the new Batman movie?
I got an idea. You better sit down.
Ummm ok...
"THE Batman"
BRILLIANT!
Wondering why no one talks about how @carlyraejepsen is nearly identical to Shirley MacLaine.











