Stadtholder of the Netherlands, Mom

West Hollywood
Joined May 2009
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Brand new Keep It with the fab @guybranum and our special guest, the effervescent Mandy Moore. We get into the Martin Short documentary, the legacy of Stephen Colbert, and the pop star who really should be acting. crooked.com/podcast-series/k…
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did you LOVE last night's episode of HACKS?!?! well we have co-writer @guybranum over at Chida House Comedy THIS SUNDAY! what a damn line up! chidahouse.eventbrite.com/
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Ahhh finally, the yearly Golden Globes wrap-up show on Keep It: @guybranum and @justinsylvester are here to unpack it all, plus I interview the fabulous Eva Victor about SORRY, BABY and meeting Julia Roberts. crooked.com/podcast/the-gold…
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The most pertinent political question of our time is “which dead babies do you need to believe are fake?”
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The horrors in Gaza are about to explode in the West Bank. America cannot keep backing up Netanyahu on his expansionist vision. We must elect Democrats who will use what American authority remains to stop this.
TODAY: Armed Israeli settlers + soldiers TERRORIZED Masafer Yatta today, storming homes in Al-Tuwani, STEALING sheep & attacking Palestinians. They beat activists & assaulted the Rabai family. No justice. No consequences. This is Israel's policy of ethnic cleansing in action.
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When I wrote on @guybranum’s show, we were writing games for Brandy and I pitched a game where she had to remember her co-stars’ storylines from “I Still Know What You Did Last Summer.” The game was called, “I Still Know What You Did in I Still Know What You Did Last Summer.”
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cbs is lowercase now
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ICYMI! Screen Draft All-Stars and former Pop Rocket co-hosts @wyntermitchell & @guybranum reunited at the Draft Table to competitively / collaboratively rank the 7 best films from the writing and directing career of Oscar winner CAMERON CROWE! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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The only true currency in this bankrupt world are the competitive / collaborative rankings that you share with someone else when you're uncool. CAMERON CROWE Drafted by @wyntermitchell & @guybranum Listen everywhere! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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🚨NEWS: Senators bankrolled by crypto donors put a line in the crypto bill that says in bank collapses, holders of bank cryptocurrency get “priority” over regular depositors, meaning savings/checking accounts could be raided to bail out crypto investors. levernews.com/cryptos-new-ba…
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Audra’s response was classy because she HAS to be classy. Even with her resume and bonafides, there’s no way in hell that she’d ever be allowed to act, speak, or move through the industry like Patti has been allowed to
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If I send you this it means I’m too busy to care about whatever it is you’re yelling about
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If the Democrats are the party of the people it is possible that the best replacement for the dead congressman is not the dead congressman's daughter.
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You’d get fired for doing this at work tho
White House press secretary @karolineleavitt feeds her baby with one hand while holding down one of the most high-pressure jobs in politics. It’s the snapshot going viral for all the right reasons this Mother’s Day.
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Olympus Has Fallen but it’s the Pope and the one non-crooked rookie Swiss Guard fighting their way out of the Vatican. It’s called “Extreme Unction”.
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College of Cardinals said “If the Supreme Court won’t do it, we will.”
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Straight men were discussing basketball in the locker room and it made me and the gay men that have sex in the sauna uncomfortable
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First pope to canonically vote for Kelly Clarkson
Robert Francis Prevost is the first American-born Pope. He hails from Chicago.
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Chicago Pope, Tuesdays on NBC
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