Disabled Army Veteran, Bills Mafia, Mental Health Matters, Laughter is the best medicine 🇺🇸🇵🇷 Boricua NO MAGA https://xitter.cf/t.co/LpPIFl6lcu…

Northern Virginia
Joined January 2014
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X’s algorithm is now better at rewarding good content. But it may also have learned an old human trick: a man writes a terrific post and gets nods; a woman writes a decent one and gets views, followers and a fan club by lunch. Maybe it’s the algorithm. Maybe it’s just us.
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“Don’t worry, I’ll keep this simple.”—no woman ever
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Count me the fuck out!
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar7h
LOL -- Trump announces a women's health task force to be led by ... ... ... RFK Jr
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Autumn is undefeated...
Autumn is undefeated…
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If chocolate wouldn't taste so good, I wouldn't have a problem.
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I’m not a doctor but I think eating cheese would make me feel better
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FYI: sometimes, my tweets are just to make y’all laugh a little, no explanation needed…. Mmmmmkay, thanksbye
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I’m very normal. I’m just not ordinary.
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TURTLE 1: something's chasing me TURTLE 2: what TURTLE 1: don't know TURTLE 2: how long has it been chasing you TURTLE 1: since Friday
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Her: *opens bedroom wardrobe Me: We gotta stop meeting like this..
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all you need is…
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🩵🧡💙
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I’m just going to sweet subtweet myself
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You're smart tweets are way above my pay grade. I'll stick to subtweets, thx.
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I don’t care how much alcohol is in it, please never serve me a drink you mixed in your kitchen sink.
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The most durable version of softness often comes once you've gotten out of a messy relationship
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You can't scare me, I once put my belief in those arrows and spent the the whole weekend in an Ikea time loop
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El sarcasmo es mi pastor; nada me falta.
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~...SHE Doesn't •—Feel Emotionally Connected To Others Anymore 🍂 So SHE Simply Mirrors How They Treat HER 🍂 No Extra Effort •——& No Hard Feelings 🍂 SHE'S Keeping HER Life "Simple" 🍂 ♀️🍂 No Explanation No Second Chance Once 'HER Peace •—IS Disturbed You're Cut...~ #SHE
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What a gorgeous afternoon, definitely perfect riding weather.
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