@jameswillout

I can’t explain me

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Joined May 2021
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  • Following1.3K
  • Followers4.7K
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Seize the day.…tomorrow
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This place is the worst singles club I’ve ever been to.
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Rage bating to lower my cholesterol.
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James retweeted
Gill@Gill49041318h
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fourth time’s the charm
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Pretty sure 85% of my followers are bots
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James retweeted
Crissie@CrissieC9h
Just leave me alone My temper is shorter than your dick today.
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Her: *opens bedroom wardrobe Me: We gotta stop meeting like this..
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Quality time is wasting time with you..
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I've traced my ancestry. It turns out I'm part app on my phone's side.
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I put the 'can' in cancellation.
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They called me crazy for keeping my Christmas lights up all year but who’s laughing now?
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People do dumb things. *It's me, I am people
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Getting naked so we can check each other for ticks.
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I’m unloveable apart from 6 to 11pm on Sundays..
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Welcome to your 50's ... your body does whatever the fuck it wants
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some of the men that don’t piss me off 💸💵💰🤑
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Whenever you feel your work lacks purpose, remember that somebody gets paid to install indicators on BMWs.
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No way 🤣
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She’s just a gas station flowers away from a good dickin..
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