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Rick ☆ retweeted
I'm at the intermission portion of "Musk".
Fucking.
Go.
See.
This.
Documentary.
I can tell already why he tried to block it from being released. So, I repeat:
Fucking.
Go.
See.
This.
Documentary.
I just watched the 30 minute clip about Lindsey Graham. It's a shame that Trump held him hostage for so long over something we all knew.
He was so scared of the truth coming out that he would've done anything to stop it.
And he did.
I'm not saying I forgive him. But I do pity him. What a horrible life.
We didn't get a pillowcase. But we did get large paper grocery bags and we cut handles that we reinforced with scotch tape..
Everything else you said, matched my childhood Halloween spot on.
Oh please, Rick. Tell us one of your fucked up stories.
OK if you insist. But I have no idea what this means.
I woke up this morning remembering a dream I had last night. Jody and I were at a sleazy motel in Las Vegas and I kept insisting that we get room number 16. Over and over. We had to have room 16.
We got it and it was decorated like the early 70s and had pink shag carpeting and a built-in kitchen for some reason. That’s all I can remember about it.
Fast forward to this afternoon and I’m thinking about that dream. I walk into the dining room and my grandson is sitting there doing his homework. I see it’s math and just to mess with him, I holler out, “The answer is 16!“ My grandson looks at me flabbergasted and said, “How did you know that?” Turns out that one of the problems he was thinking of in his mind right then was 4×4.
I still have no idea what this means. Although I’ll be changing my handle to Rick the Prophet.
Rick ☆ retweeted
People can read, Andrew.
Here are three permits approved for data center projects just this week, including one yesterday.
The pause is fake. Greg Abbott lied to Texas.
But hang in there though!
The headline says data center permits 'kept moving”
The facts: zero data center permits have been approved, and stormwater permits are suspended.
The pause is real.
Texans come first.
texastribune.org/2026/10/20/…
Rick ☆ retweeted
Thomas J Henry endorsement shaking South Texas—
I don’t put my name behind just anyone. 🇺🇸
I sat down with James Talarico and heard balanced, honest answers on security, the economy, and issues facing Texas families.
That’s why I support @jamestalarico for U.S. Senate.
Election Day is Nov. 3. Make your plan to vote. 🗳️
When I catch a buzz by drinking beer, I find the world spins a little and I get depressed.
When I catch a buzz with whiskey, I get extremely good looking and quite witty.
Rick ☆ retweeted
Greg Abbott got caught this week lying to Texas about data center projects.
His pause is fake. Permits are still moving.
Now he’s shut down a government website because he doesn’t want you to see it happening.
Data center donors first. Texans last.
texastribune.org/2026/10/21/…
Rick ☆ retweeted
Don’t listen to polls or pundits if betting websites - GO VOTE- DO NOT SIT THIS ONE OUT
Oh, if I could only convince everyone to not pay attention to any polls or anything that anyone tells you. If you're being told that Talarico is running away with the votes you might think there's no reason for you to show up. Believe me there is.
The Talarico/Paxton race is going to be close. Remember, we're dealing with the Republicans. Not the most honest people in the world. And not to mention that the richest man in the world is trying to buy a senator. A senator who is known for being corrupt.
Remember when you were positive that Kamala would be president? You saw the stadiums packed and you felt the excitement? Yeah, it's like that again.
There's only one way we have any chance to unfuck Texas and that's to vote.
Please. Our children need you. We don't want a single one of them to be hungry or unable to get a good education and medical care.
I'll get off my soapbox now. But I can't help myself. I'll be back soon.
Yes, they only come out in election season.
Sometimes we'll take a bottle of wine and sit to watch them takeoff.
Rick ☆ retweeted
Musk is running a disinformation campaign against Talarico. If Paxton wins he will be indebted to Musk. Data Centers and Flock cameras will be everywhere . Vote for Talarico. He does not answer to trillionaires
