When I catch a buzz by drinking beer, I find the world spins a little and I get depressed. When I catch a buzz with whiskey, I get extremely good looking and quite witty.

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Yes, they only come out in election season. Sometimes we'll take a bottle of wine and sit to watch them takeoff.

Hi Shelley, yes, that is why I recommend following him. He cracks me up. Thank you for your kind words.

A new emergency-ballot option became available today, Thursday, October 22. If a Tarrant County voter becomes sick or physically disabled on or after today, and voting in person would likely require assistance or risk their health, they may apply for an emergency late ballot. Yes—someone can bring the emergency ballot to the voter and return it to the election office. Here’s the process: The voter needs a sudden illness or physical disability that began on or after October 22, 2026, and a physician must certify that it prevents the voter from going to a polling place. The voter completes the emergency ballot application and gives it to a representative. The representative takes it in person to the Early Voting Clerk. The clerk gives the representative the ballot materials to bring to the voter. The voter marks and seals the ballot. That same representative returns the sealed ballot to the Early Voting Clerk by 7 p.m. on Election Day, Tuesday, November 3. The representative must be at least 18, cannot be employed by or related within the third degree to a candidate on the ballot, and cannot represent another applicant in this election. And for the record, I don't trust this process any further than I can throw Donald Trump

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Oh, if I could only convince everyone to not pay attention to any polls or anything that anyone tells you. If you're being told that Talarico is running away with the votes you might think there's no reason for you to show up. Believe me there is. The Talarico/Paxton race is going to be close. Remember, we're dealing with the Republicans. Not the most honest people in the world. And not to mention that the richest man in the world is trying to buy a senator. A senator who is known for being corrupt. Remember when you were positive that Kamala would be president? You saw the stadiums packed and you felt the excitement? Yeah, it's like that again. There's only one way we have any chance to unfuck Texas and that's to vote. Please. Our children need you. We don't want a single one of them to be hungry or unable to get a good education and medical care. I'll get off my soapbox now. But I can't help myself. I'll be back soon.

This is fantastic!

Yep!

Out of all the times, I've seen the Season 8 episode of M*A*S*H called "Dreams" where they have their nightmares, I never noticed that when father Mulcahy is starting to doze off, the soldier confessing to him begins to speak gibberish. Then when Mulcahy wakes back up for a little bit, the soldier is speaking English, but begins speaking gibberish again as Mulcahy falls asleep and dreams he is the pope with a dead soldier eventually appearing on the cross. All of the character's dreams are horrifying and the episode won several awards, including an Emmy for Alan Alda, who directed the episode.

Meet Steppin' Fukkit. A 1930s character from an old black-and-white film.

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