When I catch a buzz by drinking beer, I find the world spins a little and I get depressed. When I catch a buzz with whiskey, I get extremely good looking and quite witty.

Oh, if I could only convince everyone to not pay attention to any polls or anything that anyone tells you. If you're being told that Talarico is running away with the votes you might think there's no reason for you to show up. Believe me there is. The Talarico/Paxton race is going to be close. Remember, we're dealing with the Republicans. Not the most honest people in the world. And not to mention that the richest man in the world is trying to buy a senator. A senator who is known for being corrupt. Remember when you were positive that Kamala would be president? You saw the stadiums packed and you felt the excitement? Yeah, it's like that again. There's only one way we have any chance to unfuck Texas and that's to vote. Please. Our children need you. We don't want a single one of them to be hungry or unable to get a good education and medical care. I'll get off my soapbox now. But I can't help myself. I'll be back soon.

My wife has begun working on my Halloween costume.

Good afternoon!

My daughter received this through the mail and she is a registered democrat. Look at that cute little web address at the bottom.

The world's largest data center is being built right here in North Texas. It's called Project Matador and is located in Carson County, Texas, approximately twelve miles northeast of Amarillo in the Texas Panhandle. The project area sits within a region known for its extensive energy infrastructure, transportation connectivity, agricultural economy, and large expanses of available land. They’re planning it to be absolutely massive, though not fully up and running yet. Just look at the size of this sucker and they plan on using more land around it for expansion. They'll no longer be a need for a song called "Amarillo by Morning" since daylight will never end.

It won't be long now, folks!

VOTE!

I used AI to make it memorable, but that's my personal ticket. I will say that every voting booth had someone in it and people were starting to line up. "I got a feeling 26 is gonna be a good year" - The Who