Maybe my life isn't that bad and that it’s just my amazing internet existence outshining it
Astoria, NY
Joined February 2011
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Washington football team should still keep "skins" part of a new name. You got Pigskins, Foreskins, Carol Baskins
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@springsteen you can't tell me Letter to You wasn't in some way inspired by @thebrianfallon Its a beautiful song either way, I can totally picture Brian singing it #LetterToYou #theboss #localhoney
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Sunday night is all about confidence, if you go to bed too soon Monday wins
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"You can have sex with my sister over my dead body"
"Umm, I appreciate the weird offer, but I'm just gonna do it in my car"
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Eddie & Alex's middle name is actually Van, while their last name is just Halen. #RegPLoUnfact45 @RegPLo
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It would suck if you were a choir director and you're name was Doe Ray Mifasolatty
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Batman left me with several questions like: Who is that guy? What all happened after I fell asleep? Can we get something to eat after this?
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Dear @espn : That schtick is getting old & tiresome. Let someone else call the derby.