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I collect hobbies as a hobby. Twitter 1.0 "I worked here for a long time"

San Francisco, CA
Joined August 2007
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Tweeps are just hanging out in Slack saying nice things to each other until their access is cut off. I’ve never seen anything like it. Some really incredible people leaving Twitter tonight. We are all worse off without them there
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Hello Twitter, please help! If you would like to donate to help Ukrainians, please consider cashforrefugees.org/ The money donated is given directly to the refugees crossing the border. I personally know Alex Furman who flew to Romania to help. This does help! Please retweet.
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6 years ago today, the mayor of Boston declared Jan 15 "GUSTER DAY". We weren't sure what it meant either but it didn't stop us from saying "fuck yeah look we got our own day". Usually we celebrate together, but, you know. Say hi on Insta later or just receive this kiss. Mwah. 😍
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The San Francisco general public is still at low risk of #coronavirus. Good hand washing techniques are the most effective way to prevent illness. Wash your hands often, with soap and water, for at least 20 seconds. Pass it on. Retweet please!
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Platform Team #oneteam2020
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The Falcons have landed
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Revenue SRE team lunch-and-learn session with @laebshade on how to make a great latte! ☕️ 🤩☕️🤩☕️🤩
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"how many servers could it take to turn on a light bulb lol" Philips: hold my beer
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I got 99 tabs but I generally know where things are
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A cryptocurrency miner hidden in a favicon.ico - welcome to 2018 via @chrskly
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We are hiring and are now profitable #jointheflock, ex-tweep, it is also time to come home
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Have been giggling over this for a solid 5 minutes
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$ git commit -m “Bug fixes and Performance improvements” commit like you’re publishing an app update to AppStore 😏
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When your aeronautical university is in the path of Hurricane #Irma. flightradar24.com/2017-09-09…
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At the very least, you've got to use a smaller font, guys.
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mood
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Technology breakthrough: turns out chemtrails are actually a message from time-traveling aliens describing the secret of teleportation
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oh japan, never change
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Tonight's supermoon will be the largest in 86 years. So don’t forget to glance up & nod vaguely before moving on with your life. #supermoon
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Facebook: We recommend your ex to be your friend Twitter: WE SHOWING THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL BRUH #TNF
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