this account will be mothballed until the dumdum exits the building. find us at instagram, threads and https://xitter.cf/t.co/2otuxQONlg. i hate that he ruined this thing. booo.

puritan city, usa.
Joined October 2008
My first tweet was nearly 15 years ago. In that time, I’ve spent more hours than I can even imagine on this platform. Some of my deepest friendships and creative partners were born from relationships that began here. What a waste. What a terrible human. Out. – at Burlington, VT
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My time here is limited. Dude is nearly tied for worst person in the world. 🧵 – at Kearny, NJ
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Bullshit – at Queens, NY
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Good time for an alien invasion is what I’m thinking – at Vermont, USA
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We waaaay underestimated the demand for our @saltshedchicago shirt (whoops) so we’re releasing a few more for a hot second… Salty!🧂 gustermerch.com/products/sal… – at Detroit, MI
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A lovely conclusion to our outdoor concert season at the Fairgrounds and truly a special Saturday evening. The unforgettable @NekoCase followed by a @guster performance for the ages.
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NBC playing @guster into the bump on #SundayNightFootball (On the Ocean)
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– at Sheboygan, WI
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What does one do in Sheboygan? (A real question and also maybe a great name for a fictional play?) – at Sheboygan, WI
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Music Decarbonization Project is putting an end to music’s carbon pollution. Learn more: MusicDecarbonizationProject.… Thank you to our founding campaign partners: @billieeilish, @odesza, @deadandcompany, @TheLumineers, @tameimpala, @guster & @WildRivers.
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The longer we’ve been in this, the more I appreciate those who build their own mythologies and culture around their musical universe. Almost no one did this better than Jimmy Buffet. What a run. Rest easy. ❤️ apnews.com/article/obituary-… – at Lenox, MA
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dreams come true
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Get tickets NOW to see Guster with special guest Chris Fleming at the Beacon on Sat, Nov 25! 🎟: go.beacontheatre.com/Guster
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As "home court" as it gets with us in a lot of ways. So stoked to be back in the bosom of @BeaconTheatre for our now-nearly-annual post-Thanksgiving hang.... AND DOUBLE STOKED to have our pal @chrisfluming [sic] along for the ride... See you in a few months NYC! ❤️🍎
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This company asked to use the song “Satellite” in their advertising, decided they didn’t want to pay us for it, and now I see they made our lyric their slogan anyway. It’s okay though because we just want Satellite Internet companies to maximize profits.
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Just played atop a port o potty. That’s a first.
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Yesterday was as packed as they come- I stood next to a speaker that blasted our new record into a brewery full of our deepest supporters, got my mind completely blown (seriously, @madicunningham crushed an absolute 🤯 set- I am a newly converted superfan)…
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… got to sing one of my favorite songs of all time with @BahamasMusic (Lost In The Light, obvs) and then played a 2 hour set in front of 4,500 of our nearest and dearest. Plus, I stole a hat from a baby. Looked better on me tbh, I had no choice… – at Portland, ME
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More friends (@ilovelucius, @ShakeyGraves) and shenanigans (Keep It Together set) in a few hours. Tomorrow we go back to civilian life but there’s still a few more hours to play rockstar…. here we go… ⚓️ – at Portland, ME
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