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I collect hobbies as a hobby. Twitter 1.0 "I worked here for a long time"

San Francisco, CA
Joined August 2007
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"you're all getting wingnuts! I love wingnuts"
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Tweeps are just hanging out in Slack saying nice things to each other until their access is cut off. I’ve never seen anything like it. Some really incredible people leaving Twitter tonight. We are all worse off without them there
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The outpouring of selfless support between Tweeps past & present is like nothing I've seen in my career. You're an amazing bunch of human beings, you're what made the last 9+ years so special & made me excited to come to work everyday. Until next time #OneTeam #LoveWhereYouWorked
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Tweeps are just hanging out in Slack saying nice things to each other until their access is cut off. I’ve never seen anything like it. Some really incredible people leaving Twitter tonight. We are all worse off without them there
@redparchel retweeted
Hello Twitter, please help! If you would like to donate to help Ukrainians, please consider cashforrefugees.org/ The money donated is given directly to the refugees crossing the border. I personally know Alex Furman who flew to Romania to help. This does help! Please retweet.
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6 years ago today, the mayor of Boston declared Jan 15 "GUSTER DAY". We weren't sure what it meant either but it didn't stop us from saying "fuck yeah look we got our own day". Usually we celebrate together, but, you know. Say hi on Insta later or just receive this kiss. Mwah. 😍
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Replying to @sonic
@sonic any known outages in the San Francisco sunset today?
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@redparchel retweeted
The San Francisco general public is still at low risk of #coronavirus. Good hand washing techniques are the most effective way to prevent illness. Wash your hands often, with soap and water, for at least 20 seconds. Pass it on. Retweet please!
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I asked Alexa to "Stop showing basketball" so she gave me a report on the NBA and showed me this picture while doing so .... #nextTimeSayPlease
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This. Do this.
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@redparchel retweeted
Platform Team #oneteam2020
First drive with @oculus Rift in @iRacing ... Zero to severe motion sickness in just under 2 laps of @limerockpark 🤢 .... #worthit
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The Falcons have landed
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"somewhere there's a version of this conversation where it's a good idea" -@chickenbellyfin
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all popsicle sticks should have a joke on them ...
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googling something for home and the #1 search result was written by a coworker, @brianmbrophy, who sits ~5' from me ... thanks Brian!
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AQI Orange: Those w/ health issues should reduce outdoor activities. Go to airnow.gov for air updates & sf72.org for health tips manager.everbridge.net/pub/3…
Mock interview training today ... @laebshade worked really hard to get me to break character ... and he succeeded #strongHire
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Revenue SRE team lunch-and-learn session with @laebshade on how to make a great latte! ☕️ 🤩☕️🤩☕️🤩
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Sunset from the Sunset
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