Jesus H. Strawman · Oct 16, 2026 · 9:50 PM UTC

Jesus H. Strawman

Jesus H. Strawman@RecoveringProfOct 16

Replying to @MattVautour424

This, folks, is the definition out of town stupid.

Jesus H. Strawman · Oct 14, 2026 · 2:32 AM UTC

Jesus H. Strawman@RecoveringProfOct 14

Replying to @MrDelicious13

@MrDelicious13

Jesus H. Strawman · Oct 13, 2026 · 11:59 PM UTC

Jesus H. Strawman@RecoveringProfOct 13

Replying to @toddvs35

"I spy with my little eye...94!"

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Jesus H. Strawman · Oct 11, 2026 · 3:41 PM UTC

Jesus H. Strawman@RecoveringProfOct 11

How many White Sox/Bears fans enjoyed when Ben Johnson said “fuck the packers?” Some of you are upset the Guardians are saying “Fuck the White Sox” and talking shit on Twitter?

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Jesus H. Strawman · Oct 7, 2026 · 7:32 PM UTC

Jesus H. Strawman@RecoveringProfOct 7

Replying to @Savy2Smooth

@Savy2Smooth

Jesus H. Strawman · Oct 7, 2026 · 3:56 PM UTC

Jesus H. Strawman@RecoveringProfOct 7

Replying to @NTW2626 @esskayonX @ChicagoBears

So does your face.

Jesus H. Strawman · Oct 7, 2026 · 3:46 AM UTC

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Darth Burden@D4RTHBURDENOct 7

Somebody on Reddit made an updated version for this year and I’m ready to run through a wall. @WhiteSox PLEASE bring this back before Thunderstruck tomorrow. (via jerik95 on r/whitesox)

Jesus H. Strawman · Oct 7, 2026 · 3:05 AM UTC

Jesus H. Strawman@RecoveringProfOct 7

White Sox Sal ⚾⚾⚾@kimcheesalOct 7

Where are the non-degreed economists to explain this to us?

Jesus H. Strawman · Oct 6, 2026 · 12:55 AM UTC

Jesus H. Strawman@RecoveringProfOct 6

Replying to @LuckySpag

@LuckySpag

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Jesus H. Strawman · Oct 6, 2026 · 12:54 AM UTC

Jesus H. Strawman@RecoveringProfOct 6

Replying to @LuckySpag

I always plead guilty to things I’ve never been charged with and definitely DID NOT DO.

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