hijinks, tomfoolery, mischief & shenanigans

funkytown
Joined May 2019
Assault and Battery
Half of all "ick" stories are like "yeah he was arrested for domestic violence while on our date" and the other half are like "he only had AAA batteries in his house no AA"
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I live on the same block as an elementary school and there’s a large wood chipper that a crew is feeding a whole tree into this morning. All the boys are refusing to go into school while they watch it like this
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tirei os sisos e o dentista colocou na receita “tomar sorvete”
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punching houdini in the gut so hard he dies probably felt amazing. lets see you escape this you fucking freak
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Me trying my best to invent something for James Bond.
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trans girls we have got to get better at picking out names because what do you mean i went to t-girl baseball and they had who on first, what on second, and I don’t know on third.
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Secret Agent Randy Beans retweeted
What’s happening in France is a wake-up call to the entire world. 🌍 The cost of living keeps rising while everyday people struggle to survive. People are tired of working hard just to barely get by. Governments need to start listening to the people before frustration turns into chaos. 💯🙏🏽
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selling 1x Standing ticket to the strokes Newcastle Sunday 25th October ! Face value
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Una cosa que saben detectar bien los franceses es a los infiltrados de verdad que huelen a pasma. No se ataca a trabajadores nunca y quien lo hace es una basura. Los mismos manifestantes le linchan por atacar a los bomberos.
🇫🇷 | URGENTE: Un hombre fue linchado en la plaza de la República, en París, después de presuntamente atacar en dos ocasiones a bomberos.
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whatever you think of the red card laughing at 21 year old Jacquet getting 22 year old young lad sent off
I remember the days when there was honour among professional footballers. You’d never try to get a fellow pro sent off. Those days are gone. Jacquet was a fucking disgrace today and he knows why. I was 20ft away & watched him goad a young lad into a red card. He shd be ashamed.
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This is an early mo salah goal im gonna throw up
🤯🇪🇸 GOLAZO DE MUÑOZ PARA PONER EL 1-1 EN EL MARCADOR xitter.cf/TGZ0048/status/2111480…
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Secret Agent Randy Beans retweeted
“In situations like this” what the fuck are you talking about. Are you Wile E Coyote
The Roadster could genuinely be a lifesaver in situations like these.
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that’s not exactly what I was gonna ask…
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‘The triple lock was brought in by the right and supported by the right but I don’t like it so it’s left winh’
Xenophobia is when you don't want to pay for migrants to live in luxury hotels? Austerity was necessary. The triple lock is a left wing policy, it's literally total boomer luxury communism. I don't even care if the right support it, they're being inconsistent by doing so
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You used to have to buy fortune cookies to get this kind of wisdom from the Chinese
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in 2016, a man hijacked an egyptian airline with fake expl*sives strapped to him. a british man on board named ben innes, asked for a picture with the hijacker as it was happening. he requested a photo with him, later explained that he wanted a closer look at the device and thought, “if this b*mb was real i’d have nothing to lose anyway.”
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it seems like a lot of discourse on here just represents a divide between people who like their friends and are always willing to do them a favour and people who are constantly engaged in psychological warfare with everyone they meet
there is truly another world out there
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You’ll tell a woman you’re taking public transportation home and she’s like “be safe” okay first of all I run these streets
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