Secret Agent Randy Beans retweeted
I live on the same block as an elementary school and there’s a large wood chipper that a crew is feeding a whole tree into this morning. All the boys are refusing to go into school while they watch it like this
Secret Agent Randy Beans retweeted
punching houdini in the gut so hard he dies probably felt amazing. lets see you escape this you fucking freak
Secret Agent Randy Beans retweeted
trans girls we have got to get better at picking out names because what do you mean i went to t-girl baseball and they had who on first, what on second, and I don’t know on third.
Secret Agent Randy Beans retweeted
Una cosa que saben detectar bien los franceses es a los infiltrados de verdad que huelen a pasma. No se ataca a trabajadores nunca y quien lo hace es una basura. Los mismos manifestantes le linchan por atacar a los bomberos.
whatever you think of the red card laughing at 21 year old Jacquet getting 22 year old young lad sent off
This is an early mo salah goal im gonna throw up
🤯🇪🇸 GOLAZO DE MUÑOZ PARA PONER EL 1-1 EN EL MARCADOR xitter.cf/TGZ0048/status/2111480…
Secret Agent Randy Beans retweeted
“In situations like this” what the fuck are you talking about. Are you Wile E Coyote
‘The triple lock was brought in by the right and supported by the right but I don’t like it so it’s left winh’
Secret Agent Randy Beans retweeted
You used to have to buy fortune cookies to get this kind of wisdom from the Chinese
Secret Agent Randy Beans retweeted
in 2016, a man hijacked an egyptian airline with fake expl*sives strapped to him. a british man on board named ben innes, asked for a picture with the hijacker as it was happening.
he requested a photo with him, later explained that he wanted a closer look at the device and thought, “if this b*mb was real i’d have nothing to lose anyway.”
Secret Agent Randy Beans retweeted
it seems like a lot of discourse on here just represents a divide between people who like their friends and are always willing to do them a favour and people who are constantly engaged in psychological warfare with everyone they meet
Secret Agent Randy Beans retweeted
You’ll tell a woman you’re taking public transportation home and she’s like “be safe” okay first of all I run these streets


































