Rory McIlroy, who spent years sneering at LIV golfers taking guaranteed money, apparently discovered a magic euphemism: “Global ambassador.” 😂 No hat logo required for the PGA Tour star. Just conveniently showing up at DP World tour events he’d normally skip. Definitely not an appearance fee though. Totally different. 😑

Golf Media Mythology: Rory McIlroy, the selfless guardian of PGA TOUR tradition, was fighting LIV for “the soul of golf.” IRL: Ahead of the DP World India Championship, at a Bloomberg Forum, “RORS” admits the motivation was mostly related to personal greed as LIV posed a threat to his goofy virtual golf league, TGL.⛳️💰 The “soul of golf” was apparently Rory’s investment portfolio.

Peak Rory McIlroy: lectures LIV Golf about wasting millions on already-wealthy pros… from India where he’s being paid millions to play in the DPWT India Championship.🤨 Apparently “wasting money” becomes “growing the game” the moment the “appearance fee” hits the PGA Tour star’s bank account. 😂

PGA TOUR establishment: “Hey, whatever happened to Abe Ancer?” Also establishment: blocked LIV from OWGR, choked off major access, then watched players disappear from rankings. A real whodunnit mystery.🤨

Wait. Brooks Koepka — the guy who was slapped with a supposedly punitive $5M fine for playing LIV Golf… is then rewarded with one of just 4 spots in a $4M made-for-TV Skins Game? 🤨 The PGA Tour is one big scam.

LIV Golf was supposedly a league of irrelevant mercenaries. Now those same players could make DPWT fields “rival the PGA TOUR.” Same players. Approved logo. Miraculously elite again.😂

Nothing screams “competitive marketplace” quite like: “Don’t sign with LIV GOLF and we’ll guarantee you access to @DPWorldTour events (which btw is only path back to PGA TOUR).” Somewhere, a DOJ antitrust lawyer just saved screenshot. 😂

Another PGA TOUR “world-class” partner accused of fraud. Cognizant Classic title sponsor is under investigation by Trump admin for the systemic practice of importing Indians 🇮🇳 for American 🇺🇸 IT jobs. Just shocked 🤔

So, Jon Rahm’s ages 29-31 were a “wasted 3 years of prime” because he won 0 majors on LIV? Rory McIlroy won 0 majors from age 26-34 on the PGA TOUR — over 10 full seasons! But that wasn’t a wasted prime!? The double standard is impressive. 😂

Nothing says “marquee international event” like a Golf Channel preview of the Presidents Cup with 57 LIVE viewers. My wife’s sourdough starter group chat is bigger. 😂

The Asian Tour dumped LIV Golf to crawl back into the PGA TOUR/DP World Tour ecosystem Turns out press releases can’t be used to fund tournaments But hey — there’s that shiny new “pathway” to the **HotelPlanner Tour** 😂

DP World Tour whining that LIV Golf competed for players, sponsors, broadcasters and venues is genuinely hilarious. So… a competitor competed.👀 When “competition” is the grievance, the monopoly jokes write themselves. 🎩😂

Brian Rolapp spent all summer selling a simpler, stronger PGA TOUR. Rory McIlroy spent 10 minutes setting the brochure on fire. 😂

Ahead of the BMW PGA Championship, Rory McIlroy said the quiet part out loud: PGA TOUR & DPWT events basically fill time between the majors. 4 majors = the REAL Golf SEASON. Everything else? Practice rounds with sponsor signage and TV cameras.🎥

Brian Rolapp: “We need to make the PGA TOUR simpler and easier for fans to follow.” PGA TOUR: releases 2028 qualification criteria that’s more confusing than the FedEx Cup, the OWGR, and the U.S. tax code… COMBINED! 🤕 PGA TOUR 2028: Simplified™ 😂

Paul McGinley clearly never studied the scouting report on Trump’s patented alpha handshake. 😂 One second he’s smiling politely at the Irish Open, talking to @POTUS, the next… absolute rag-doll physics.

At (PGA) Tour Championship, Scottie Scheffler politely cooks golf media clown who attempts to break out the couch: “Is that just something in the head?” Scottie: “No, I wouldn’t say anything is in my head out there. THANK YOU, THOUGH!”😂 Just an absolutely elite way to tell someone their question was absurd — especially as they sit two shots off the lead.🤡

On vacation and finally getting up to speed... Just wow! 🤯 • Mind blowing how absurdly out of proportion this Good Good controversy has become. • @CallawayGolf throws a partner under the bus, pledges $1M (cancel campaign insurance policy), and unloads an embarrassing woke word salad… all over a dumb video. • CEO Chip Brewer is a disgrace who needs to be removed asap.

🚨JUST IN: Good Good hats are still on sale at Target.🎯 And @SBJ is demanding to speak to the manager. Literally. Thoughts and prayers to Karens everywhere during this incredibly difficult time.🤡