Pris Killingly (@PrisKillingly) profile picture

I can now be found at @PrisBlossom. Might not be back here for a bit.

The Center of Florida
Joined April 2010
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I wonder if John Hamm is free ballin in his tux at the #Emmys tonight
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At what age does Ryan Gosling have to change his name to Ryan Goose
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get to it people.
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Key Largo chef fatally stabs himself in neck during dinner time at restaurant; blood cleaned for customers hrld.us/S1G39W
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Guys warning girls not to fall in love with them is so truly douchey that it should have a higher success rate
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If you give a mouse a cookie, none of that children's book stuff happens. He just eats it and shits on your carpet.
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New evidence shows #marijuana not only helps with cancer side effects but may fight cancer itself! Oh pot, is there anything u can't do?
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We'd call these minimalist #XMen renditions pretty first class. Which is your fave? bit.ly/Sx4xGh
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Nickelback will legitimately rape your ears.
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Breaking news: Woman and dog stabbed to death in Miami Gardens; ex-boyfriend in custody miamiherald.com/2012/08/07/2…
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#Meatless #Monday! We sell #vegetarian #burgers ($6) & #hotdogs! ($3.50) Come try it! 2342 sw 67th Ave, Miami, Fl. 33155 Today until 11pm – at Coral Terrace, FL
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Bajillion Dollar Idea: A zipper on your pants that makes a shotgun pump sound when you pull it down.
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Coral Way remains shut down at 67th Avenue in both directions in West Miami-Dade
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Did you know that the legendary bar Tobacco Road has the City of Miami's FIRST liquor license.
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When you let go of expecting your life to turn out a specific way, you are able to release the pressure and relax into the rhythm of life.
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A better name for the 'One Million Moms' organization would be 'One Million Ignorant Cunts'.
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If you can't handle me at my drunkest, you don't deserve me when I'm sober.
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"The White Stripes" should just team up with "The Black Keys" already and form a damn piano.
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When I die, I want my body to be donated to science, just as long as no experiments are done that involve anyone seeing my junk.
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Apply to be a Glimpse Correspondent bit.ly/OkRlyU