@PatrickKeyte

Views my own or of someone wittier than me who I have plagiarised

 London
Joined May 2010
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Patrick Keyte retweeted
Patrick Keyte@PatrickKeyteJun 17
Replying to @TLRailUK
@TLRailUK why did the 21.19 train run straight through Carshalton and not stop? It was on the board and announcements as stopping and it just flew through. Now stuck here for another 30 minutes with no explanation?
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Patrick Keyte retweeted
Patrick Keyte@PatrickKeyteJan 24
Can’t wait to have the new doors put in
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someone do some research on this artist’s portfolio cuz i just can tell they’ve done gay porn before
DCU Updates
@dcuworld8 Nov 2025
Aquaman #12 variant by Kyuyong Eom
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kira 👾
@kirawontmiss2 Aug 2025
who the FUCK do we owe?
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Patrick Keyte retweeted
M3GAN 2.0
@meetM3GAN25 Jun 2025
ur welcome britney nation. i did this 4 u
Pop Crave
@PopCrave24 Jun 2025
M3GAN’s stun dancing to Britney Spears classic, “Oops!…I Did It Again” at the red carpet premiere in NYC.
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The lion accepts the receding hairline with dignity
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Patrick Keyte retweeted
Patrick Keyte@PatrickKeyte8 Mar 2025
Oh hey 👋🏼
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WhatsOnStage
@WhatsOnStage19 Feb 2025
General manager Katy Eynon on the red carpet for Much Ado About Nothing with Hayley Atwell and Tom Hiddleston!
A photo showing a woman in a pink and black outfit posing in front of a step and repeat board

ALT A photo showing a woman in a pink and black outfit posing in front of a step and repeat board

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Patrick Keyte retweeted
Britney Jean@SPEARSX103 Feb 2025
🚨Britney Spears just won a #Grammys for her song 'Mind Your Business' featuring William.
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Patrick Keyte retweeted
sheo@sheocore5 Jan 2025
Drag katy perry one more time
adam@shukran___20 Mar 2022
wyd in this situation ?
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“your friend has tagged you in one photo” the photo:
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Patrick Keyte retweeted
Lucy@LMAsaysno20 Dec 2024
BBC News (UK)
@BBCNews19 Dec 2024
Water boss defends 41% price rise and £371k bonus bbc.in/3BAHdas

Yorkshire Water boss defends 41% price rise and £371k bonus

Nicola Shaw says the six-figure bonus was to "incentivise" her and would be paid by shareholders.

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get your fucking ass up and hold space for the lyrics of defying gravity. its like no one wants to hold space for the lyrics of defying gravity anymore
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Patrick Keyte retweeted
chloe 🦋@ChloeNumberIII22 Nov 2024
saying this in front of the other two is so rude??
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does anyone know if this is still happening
Film Updates
@FilmUpdates5 Nov 2021
Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo will portray Glinda and Elphaba, respectively, in Universal’s big-screen adaptation of 'WICKED'. (Source: @Variety)
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“ ‘Okay, I’m ready, put it in’ I said and he replied: It is already in. My world collapsed” — Britney Spears in new excerpt from her book #TheWomanInMe  out October 24th
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Patrick Keyte retweeted
Tity@tmoney_presa26 Oct 2024
I hate Halloween. wtf do you mean you’re thick thanos 😭
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Patrick Keyte retweeted
Frank Costa@feistyfrank25 Oct 2024
Film Updates
@FilmUpdates25 Oct 2024
Jonathan Bailey says he has a picture of himself with nothing but his Fiyero boots on.
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Patrick Keyte retweeted
Magick
@magickbones20 Oct 2024
They should cast RDJ as Miles
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm17 Oct 2024
Tom Holland says he hopes the MCU introduces Miles Morales. “I’d love to do for a young kid what Robert Downey Jr. did for me” (Source: youtube.com/watch?app=deskto…)
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