Views my own or of someone wittier than me who I have plagiarised

London
Joined May 2010
Still obsessed with this filter
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Happy Birthday to meeeee
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You’re never too old for your childhood soft toys to stay in bed with you
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Don’t use barbers you’re not used to. Had the freelance guy in the shop today and he cut ALL my hair off. It’s not a bad cut, it’s just not what I asked for after spending months growing out my hair
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Sending you British transport police
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I wonder if the neighbours take as many selfies in the hallways as I do…
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New haircut
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Chronically hungry
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