chief meme abstractor/intern @ParticleNtwrk | UX evangelist | Too smoothbrain to manage my $2 across 50 chains | UX maxi

Universal Account
Joined May 2024
Particle Network really just fucking released the best DEX in Web3 and didn't even call it a DEX because the vision's bigger Watch out
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Universal Accounts are now 1-year old... and so, we're leveling up. We're introducing full EIP-7702 support, allowing you to make any app chain-agnostic. Works out of the box with @privy_io, @dynamic_xyz, and @magic_labs. Connect an EOA to make it Universal. Zero migration required. Pay gas with any token. Deposit from any chain, Solana or EVM. Seamless cross-chain txs. In short, forget about chains. Start building 👇
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NEVER BRIDGE AGAIN. (Had to match the timeline's energy). 03/24/2026
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No other platform can do what we can do.
Personally know 10+ elite trenchers who quietly switched to @UseUniversalX PRO in the last 2 weeks
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The holy grail of terminals is here. UniversalX PRO is live. ⏩ Trade on any chain using SOL or stablecoins (NO BRIDGING) ⏩ Call tracking from thousands of TG & WeChat groups ⏩ Multi-wallet trading (including cross-chain trades) ⏩ Native iOS & Android app, synced with Web ⏩ Fastest cross-chain trades in the industry ⏩ Ultra low-latency Solana trades ⏩ Wallet tracking on Solana & EVM ⏩ Mobile push-notifications for price changes & limit order fills ⏩ No gas tokens required to buy/sell, pay gas using any balance ⏩ Modular UI, drag-and-drop trackers & custom themes ⏩ Denominate trading in SOL, USD, EUR, CNY, ETH, or BNB Developed over 1.5 years of working with the community: now available on Desktop, iOS App Store, and the Google Play Store.
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UniversalX is better than ever. Recent updates: 1⃣ Track X accounts, KOL wallets, insiders, & more 2⃣ New custom theme presets & custom fonts 3⃣ Major UI improvements 4⃣ Auto-translate new launches (e.g. for Chinese tokens) 5⃣ Trade launches from 23+ launchpads across 6 chains in one page 6⃣ Significant speed improvements (up to 5x faster) 7⃣ Sort trade activity by devs, smart money, KOLs, snipers, etc. 8⃣ See entries & exits of tracked wallets on charts, alongside top 10 holders average buy and sell price 9⃣ Bubble charts from @InsightXnetwork, @faster100x, and @bubblemaps 🔟 Significantly lower fees for trades through Ethereum Mainnet This is all live right now. With more coming; are you ready for UniversalX Pro, anon?
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mfs are really bringing in the best of the best
2025's stablecoin adoption is just the beginning of the Branded Dollars War. @noble_xyz's Founder, Jelena Djuric, explains. REAL-WORLD VALUE: EP 3 (00:26): Why Luna Changed Everything (04:51): Overlooked Innovations (12:00) The Branded Dollars War (14:11) Can An Economy Run On 1,000 Chains? (15:11): UX, Not Tech (20:21): GENIUS or Not? (27:01): Banks: More Risk or High-Quality Adoption? (29:11): Noble's Scaling Roadmap (32:03): Why Crypto Still Isn’t Apple Pay (33:16): Final Thoughts Follow Jelena at @jelena_noble.
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2025's stablecoin adoption is just the beginning of the Branded Dollars War. @noble_xyz's Founder, Jelena Djuric, explains. REAL-WORLD VALUE: EP 3 (00:26): Why Luna Changed Everything (04:51): Overlooked Innovations (12:00) The Branded Dollars War (14:11) Can An Economy Run On 1,000 Chains? (15:11): UX, Not Tech (20:21): GENIUS or Not? (27:01): Banks: More Risk or High-Quality Adoption? (29:11): Noble's Scaling Roadmap (32:03): Why Crypto Still Isn’t Apple Pay (33:16): Final Thoughts Follow Jelena at @jelena_noble.
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Currencies fighting for dominance. Companies competing for your loyalty via branded dollars. Trillion$$ in stablecoins. Real-World Value #3 with @noble_xyz's @Jelena_Noble is all you need to be bullish on stables. 🎙 Brought to you by Particle Network.
2025's stablecoin adoption is just the beginning of the Branded Dollars War. @noble_xyz's Founder, Jelena Djuric, explains. REAL-WORLD VALUE: EP 3 (00:26): Why Luna Changed Everything (04:51): Overlooked Innovations (12:00) The Branded Dollars War (14:11) Can An Economy Run On 1,000 Chains? (15:11): UX, Not Tech (20:21): GENIUS or Not? (27:01): Banks: More Risk or High-Quality Adoption? (29:11): Noble's Scaling Roadmap (32:03): Why Crypto Still Isn’t Apple Pay (33:16): Final Thoughts Follow Jelena at @jelena_noble.
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TRANSCENDING ONCHAIN: ANNOUNCING THE UNIVERSAL LAYER FOR RWAS, STABLECOINS & DIGITAL ASSETS The stage is set for Trillions of dollars to come into Web3. Stablecoins may hit a $3.7T supply by 2030. Onchain RWAs are projected to be worth $30T by 2034. Tokenized real‑estate points at a $380T TAM. The world is ready. Is Web3? Yes, because Universal Accounts exist. As the only solution making Web3 feel like a single ecosystem, Universal Accounts are here to stay. They’ve already cleared $670 M via @UseUniversalX, and are the only way a multi-chain, multi-Trillion asset ecosystem can find its way to the masses—whether by accelerating Web3 or upgrading Web2. So today, we’re announcing the culmination of our tech: The Universal Transaction Layer: a retail‑ready settlement rail for RWAs, stablecoins and all other digital assets. Through the next weeks, we’ll also progressively announce the partners that will aid us in this mission, starting with @Circle. With the integration of Circle Gateway, we’ll be setting the stage for stablecoin settlements to occur across chains for Universal Accounts, unlocking the entire world’s economy for anyone using Universal Accounts. When every property, dollar, or asset becomes a token, Universal Accounts become the default rails for them. Crypto is ready. Let’s transcend onchain. 📝 Read the full vision at: blog.particle.network/transc…
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UniversalX V3 is getting the trenches paid—and yes, bringing back $PARTI Diamonds. This time, you'll: - Receive cash and Diamonds for trading - Be able to trade as a group - Trade faster and better All of this in a smoother platform. Full ann: blog.particle.network/univer…
V3 IS A NEW BEGINNING THIS TIME, WE'RE GETTING THE TRENCHES PAID paid for trading paid for starting trading Cabals with friends paid via our new airdrop we also now have 1-click limit orders, mobile price alerts, TWAPs, and are faster than ever (1/5)
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V3 IS A NEW BEGINNING THIS TIME, WE'RE GETTING THE TRENCHES PAID paid for trading paid for starting trading Cabals with friends paid via our new airdrop we also now have 1-click limit orders, mobile price alerts, TWAPs, and are faster than ever (1/5)
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literally my job description
we do the same with coins before releasing them to you 🥰🥰🥰
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the entire abstraction of chains hangs on a mf that doesn't even show you his arms
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GOD EVERYONE IS INTEGRATING UNIVERSAL ACCOUNTS IM TIRED OF WINNING
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they're letting me try the new apps using universal accounts q2 gonna start with a bang
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would you guys support @UseUniversalX taking down like a small real-life bridge for marketing purposes or is that taking things too far
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do this again but replace him with someone hotter? like = yes rt = no
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they told me id be replaced by AI but i can stay retarded longer than crypto could stay solvent believe in yourself
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bullmarket back so particle re-hired me @ethanfr you have my sword
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