I'm actually hilarious.
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Parker Sealy retweeted
Yeah sex is great, but have you tried arresting and CONVICTING the cops who murdered Breonna Taylor??
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There’s “technical difficulties” with the voting machines in 3 different locations in majority black & brown neighborhoods in Georgia...how convenient is that... #VoterSuppression
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The city of London shows its support for the BLM movement with a massive peaceful protest near the US embassy. #BlackLivesMatter #protests2020
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dear diary
everyone goes on and on about how good face masks are for you yet when i put on a face mask every day for years they become upSet
Parker Sealy retweeted
*stands in front of mirror for hours force-lifting a space pear onto a fork with a smile*
*keeps dropping pear*
*destroys mirror in a fit of rage*
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#TheBacheloretteFinale
"When did you know?"
"After Peter left and I had no other choice"
Parker Sealy retweeted
Serious question. Can you go to brunch by yourself? I want to crush eggs Benedict and peach Bellini's but I don't want to talk to anyone
Parker Sealy retweeted
when peter comes on the screen my depression is cured, my skin is immediately soft, and my crops are flourishing #TheBachelorette
Parker Sealy retweeted
Squad chat is super lit this Saturday night. 🔥 @SwirlAndVinegar @TheJessicers @Parks326 @Cartwheelsss @jessicasarai
