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hello to all my children, yes the soap opera

Chicago, IL
Joined April 2012
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IF YOU CAN FOLD A FITTED SHEET I WILL MARRY YOU RIGHT NOW
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This has big “we’ve gotta put on the best talent show to save the town” energy
Mattel CEO Richard Dickson flew to the ‘BARBIE’ set at one point to argue with Greta Gerwig and Margot Robbie about one scene he believed was off-brand for the company. They convinced him to keep the scene by performing it for him live on set. (Source: time.com/6289864/barbie-time…)
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Ready for summer like
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I write one email. As a haiku every day. Little treat, yes?
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Rawr! Zoo Baby Fritz is so tough! DYK: Hippos can't actually float or swim. They push off the bottom and propel themselves to the surface for air. (Zoo Babies presented by General Electric Credit Union)
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Toretate Tomato-kun, a tomato on wheels, is the mascot of Ouchi Co-op (who deliver fruit and vegetables).
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Folks, it is a green flag if they refer to him as Frankenstein’s MONSTER!!! 💚💚💚
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My husband gives people the thumbs down instead of flicking them off from the car. He reports that the thumbs down makes people even more mad.
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Billy Joel should play the Super Bowl halftime show and just sing “halftime show” to the tune of Uptown Girl the whole time.
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Took me a minute.. 😂 xitter.cf/buitengebieden/status/…
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lontrinha ajudando a recolher os cones da piscina
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Nostalgia on film (open to see more)
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tis the season
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Jen Allman retweeted
i’ve been forced to watch some football recently and i really think they should consider editing the matches to have confessionals from the players like in reality tv shows. would be way more interesting
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Some of y’all have NFTs. Well I had POGs. And I still do.
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It doesn't cost me anything to be kind.
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Love Astrology. I DO want to know ur sun moon rising but mostly I wanna know which King of the Hill character are you???!!!!
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I think I’m a Boomhauer sun Peggy moon and Bobby rising
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