I'm actually hilarious.
Georgia
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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 2 Apr 2009 (via @twi_age).
It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 2 Apr 2009 (via @twi_age).
Socrates moves quick. Do you? Find him hidden in the trailer for a chance to win $1000 in movies from #AtomTickets. Play now & see #AddamsFamily2 in theaters & on demand October 1! @meettheaddams @atomtickets #TMobileTuesdays #useek useek.com/ref/MmpSMUdlUkt8Mj… via @useek_official
It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 2 Apr 2009 (via @twi_age).
When you live with a chef, every tije you mince ANYTHING this is how you feel. #sheisperfection #iamnot – at Sandy Springs, GA
"This is the CAREN we need"
Racist 911 calls are unacceptable that's why I'm introducing the CAREN Act at today’s SF Board of Supervisors meeting. This is the CAREN we need. Caution Against Racially Exploitative Non-Emergencies. #CARENact #sanfrancisco
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Yeah sex is great, but have you tried arresting and CONVICTING the cops who murdered Breonna Taylor??
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There’s “technical difficulties” with the voting machines in 3 different locations in majority black & brown neighborhoods in Georgia...how convenient is that... #VoterSuppression
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The city of London shows its support for the BLM movement with a massive peaceful protest near the US embassy. #BlackLivesMatter #protests2020
Is it bad if after watching 28 weeks later, I'm thinking about all the furniture I have that can be chopped up to board my windows? You never know when this will turn zombie. #COVIDー19 #StayHome #QuarantineLife – at Sandy Springs, GA
It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 2 Apr 2009 (via @twi_age).
My lyft smells like I'm in a fresh laundry basket. *looks at dryer sheets in car door* oh. #imintoit – at Orlando, FL
It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years (since 2 Apr 2009).
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You know you saw Bohemian Rhapsody too many times when your dishwasher sounds like the beginning to We Will Rock You. – at North Druid Hills, GA
Sitting at a bar alone drinking and eating in workout clothes. Totally chill. Till I burped audibly out loud because I forgot I wasn’t at home. I need to re-evaluate my life.
Me at 6 in the morning: puts deodorant on in the dark.
Me after climbing back into bed: oh shit. That was biofreeze.
#truestory #fingergunsrapidlyassheexitstheroom – at North Druid Hills, GA