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Joined October 2010
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ANOTHER 30/30 SEASON. ANOTHER INCREDIBLE MOMENT. ANOTHER REASON FOR WHY HES THE BEST PLAYER IN THE NATIONAL LEAGUE IN 2026. THIS DOESNT HAPPEN EVERYWHERE FOLKS. SING THE DAMN SONG ITS SO GOOD TO BE US
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I'm waiting for that Good, Better, Best the way my dog waits for scraps when I've got a rotisserie chicken.
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Ask, and you shall receive. #RIPRyno
I picture Ernie, Ronnie, Harry, and Ryno are now getting together for a beer up there. They are all sharing laughs and great stories.
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me talking to the bartender at sluggers abt what I just did upstairs
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The Uncle Jerry family are maybe the nicest human beings in the history of the world @OneBiteFest
Barstool Pizza Review - Uncle Jerry's Pizza Company (Cary, IL)
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PCA CALLS GAME. CATCH OF THE YEAR CANDIDATE?
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2023 Deep Dish Football Coach Of The Year In The IHSA Is East Aurora Head Coach Nick Kukuc deepdishfootball.com/single-…
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Jake Arrieta 2015 NL WC vs Pirates
What's the biggest “I’m him” baseball performance ever?
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I probably wouldn’t even need ATC honestly
i think all men sincerely believe they could safely land a commercial airliner in an emergency situation with only air traffic control to walk them through it
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SO DAMN HAPPY FOR THESE DUDES. D-III World Series for the 1st time in school history. Very proud to be a Bear today. – at Vermont, USA
World Series bound for the first time in @washubaseball history! The Bears defeated Denison, 2-0, to win the Decatur, Illinois regional. Next stop: Cedar Rapids, Iowa! #LetsGoWashU
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In the bathroom at Wrigley, and there’s a man on the phone with his mother: “Hi, mom, I’m peeing in a trough at Wrigley Field! Everyone say hi, mom.” And all 40 of us in the bathroom yelled “Hi, mom!” bonding.
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For the devastated Chicago Bears fans, I just mashed up the Javon Wims drop of Mitch Trubisky's beautiful pass with the late, great Ron Santo's famous call. 🔊
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I nominate @Chad__Maxwell as Len’s successor in the booth
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The cruelest thing a Chicagoan can do is send a picture of their Portillo’s meal to their friends out of state.
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Shakeup in @d3baseball @NCBWA Top 25 puts @washubaseball into the top spot. The complete poll: d3baseball.com/top25/2020/20… #d3b #d3baseball
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Terrible news here. Rick made an impact on so many student athletes at Wash U and is the kind of guy D3 athletics needs. RIP and condolences to the Larsen family.
Saddened to learn of the loss of a dear friend & a man who tirelessly served athletes for nearly 40 years at Washington U. Rick Larsen passed away this evening. You fought the good fight and advocated well for the health of @WUSTL athletes. To my fellow Badger, you will be missed
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We could have easily done this at Wash U. "Mintz, you're on the buzzer" #WhyD3 @CespedesBBQ
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Jeez now every time I hear something make a noise in my apartment I think an off speed pitch is coming
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This is the best video you’ll see all day #VoteLaStella
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How can you not love David Ortiz? HOW?
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